Moved In (A Kian Lawley Fanfic)

Not getting along, already. Pt. 1

It had been a month into living with everyone, & so far I had gotten along with everyone spectacularly... That is, all except Kian. The first month had been a roller coaster of constantly arguing about who cleans, getting pranked on every other week, & then to top it off he kept coming home noticeably drunk. You'd think that wouldn't be that big of an issue for me right? You know, since I vowed not to babysit drunk Kian?

Well, I wasn't babysitting him, but he would always come up into my room & slide into my bed whenever he was drunk. I could always tell by the smell of Bacardi & throw-up breathing over my cheek. He'd always try to cuddle or play around with my hair when he was drunk.

Yeah yeah I know,

But it's Kian Lawley, I would pay to have him sleep next to me in a bed for Christ sakes.

Well, I'm pretty much positive cuddling Kian while he smells like the outside of a bar mixed with a sewage plant isn't exactly the way you would envision it. There were plenty of days I wanted to just die in a hole from his constant craziness, but there was one specific day that always stands out to me. It was the night Kian & Meredith went out for Kian's birthday.

Me & the rest of the roommates decided to throw him a big surprise party when he arrived home from his date. It took quite awhile to plan, so we had to make up an excuse to get him out of the house early. Franny gave me Meredith's phone number so I could let her know to try & get him out as early as possible.

I personally didn't even want to have contact with her, I just didn't like her & the way herself & Kian got along together. But me & everyone else had tried several times to convince Kian that they should part their separate ways, but we all knew he wouldn't even let that thought cross his mind. He was head over heels in love.

" Franny why do I have to do it? Can't Corey or Boob do it?" I asked her, Bobby yelled down from the second floor at me. " IT'S BOBBY." Me & Franny giggled a bit. We thought it was so funny how mad he would get when we called him that. He absolutely hated it.

"Please do this for meee." Fran told me, with a pleading face. I sighed & looked back at her, giving a glare as if to tell her that face wouldn't work on me. She tried again, "Pretty pleaseee." She repeated.

I sighed and took my phone out of my pocket & dialed Meredith's number. After waiting for awhile, I finally got an answer. "Hello?" I heard. "Hello, this is Meredith right?"

" Yes, this is her." She told me into the phone. " This is one of Kian's roommates Desire, me & the rest of the household are throwing a surprised party for Kian. We know you're taking him out for a date in honor of his birthday, & I was wondering if you could maybe stall while me & the crew get everything set up? & I can text you when we are done, yeah?" She sat there for a second, giving a slight chuckle that boiled my blood me just by hearing it.

" I don't think that'll be a problem, if you know what I mean." She told me in a sexually pursuing voice. I clenched my fists. I didn't know why I was so mad, but I sure are hell was.

" U-Um, alright. Thank you. I hope you guys have a great date." I responded, trying to sound nonchalant. "We will." Before I could say goodbye, she hung up the phone immediately. I turned to Franny with a disgusted face. "What a bitch." I told her, she nodded & we turned to go back to the kitchen. Bobby ran down the stairs, holding cap in his hands away from his body. He looked like he was going to puke.

" Bobby what happened?" I told him, as I saw he was also wearing latex gloves to hold cap. "This dog decided to shit on Corey's bed, roll in it, and run up to my bedroom & cuddle." I winced as the smell hit me.

" & now Corey will probably plot my death." Just as he said that, Corey yelled downstairs, "BOBBY!" Corey then ran to the other set of stairs closer to the window. "You never saw me." He said quickly, running off. Me & Franny laughed until we couldn't possibly breathe. I don't think I'd ever seen Bobby that scared before, but then again I don't think I've ever seen Corey that mad before either.

" BOBBY HURRY & COME DOWNSTAIRS , WE NEED TO FINISH SETTING UP. WE'VE ONLY GOT THE BANNER UP & WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO GET THE CAKE." Franny hollered upstairs once more. I sighed and went to the stairs. " I'll go up there & help him with Cap, you grab Corey and y'all can finish up. " I told her. She nodded & we both ran on the opposite sides of the stairs to scold the people we were going to set straight.

I strolled into Bobby's bedroom, but he wasn't in there. His shower was on however, and I walked in. He sat there shirtless & holding cap, attempting to clean him. I leaned to the side of the doorframe and laughed.

" C'mon Des, this isn't funnyyyy." He whined. " Do you need help there?" I asked him, trying my best not to giggle. He nodded & I took off my shoes & socks. I already had on a crop top & some legging shorts, so I didn't really care if that got wet. I walked into the shower & sat on one of the 'chairs' it offered.

I grabbed Cap & soaped him up. Me & Bobby goofed around a bit, throwing suds at each other & making jokes. We were in mid laughter and he says, "How does that smell not bother you?"

Knowing he was referring to the smell of feces DiCaprio had carried in, I shrugged. I began to look back at the days I would stay at my grandmas ranch. " Well, I would always stay at my grandmas ranch in the summer. She had horses & all sorts of barn yard animals. So I guess you could say this smell doesn't really bother me a whole lot?" Bobby smiled and cocked his head up & down.

After a couple more minutes, " I think you're good, I'll wash him down for you. I think you'd better change for the party."

I got up, when I just remembered. " BOBBY THE CAKE! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!!" He screamed & got up. He had washed Cap pretty thoroughly & did his signature scream. " I TOTALLY FORGOT LETS GO." We ran out of the shower, forgetting it was slippery. And he slipped on top of me, making me fall under my feet and against the door. We were nose to nose. Just staring at each other. His shirtless chest toppled on top of mine.

Wow, he's.... Really cute.

I thought to myself,

What?! Desire stop, what the hell is wrong with you.

I said, I didn't want to like ANY of the roommates. They are like siblings to me & living with them feeling this way.... It just didn't seem right. I drifting off in thought, when he finally said, " U-Uh, we should go." I nodded. He grabbed my hand & helped me up just after he got back on his feet.

We walked out of the house completely wet still, got into his car & drove to the bakery. Bobby was speeding hesitantly.  I started yelling at him once he hit the corner of Rodeo Drive. " BOBBY CALM DOWN. I KNOW WE WANT KIAN'S CAKE BUT CAN WE AT LEAST GET IT... OH, I DON'T KNOW... ALIVE?!" I told him.

" WELL I'M PRETTY SURE WE DON'T WANT TO-." Just as he was about to finish up his sentence, I heard a gigantic crash. It felt like I was flying. My neck jolted to the side & I felt myself slowly close my eyes. Black. The weird thing is, I would say this was the calm before the storm.

To be continued...