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//Gay Gasps of TERROR

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{Click}
Matt: who wants to see me snort up some breath mints I crushed

Edd: If it'd kILL YOU THEN YES PLEASE

Laurel: Matt, please, your friends are missing, and you two are at the risk of being taken as well! L-Look,

{She pulls out what sounds like a piece of paper}

Hellu: (gasps) VOLDEMORT?

Laurel: TamaraIsTamTam has a point, you know.

{A moment of silence.}

Edd: Euurgh, fine. I promise to try to keep this commie out of trouble.

Matt: whatever, visa versa with Angsty Teen.

Edd: mATT I AM HALF AN INCH TALLER THAN YOU I DEMAND AUTHORITY

Hellu: I'll be answering the asks, I guess.

{Edd, Matt, and Laurel bicker in the background while Hellucard begins to answer a few asks.}

Hellu: Well, don't tell anyone I said this, but I like to believe there's been a glitch in the obviously large multiverse, and that our Tom and Tord switched places with another, alternate universe's versions of them. Then again, it is just a theory.

Laurel: YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING WAY TOO MUCH TV

Hellu: NO I HAVEN'T WATCHED ENOUGH

{Hellucard huffs.}

Hellu: ...well, uh, that's a much likelier theory than mine, anyway.

Hellu: YO GUYS

Matt: WHAT

Hellu: YOU KNOW ANYONE NAMED,

{Hellucard squints and glares at a crumpled paper.}

Hellu: CrackPotTim?

Edd: wtf

{Matt rips the paper out of Hellucard's hands.}

Matt: Huh, haven't considered him before.

{Edd screams in a different language.}

Hellu: THE HELL WAS THAT-?

Edd: britain english.

Matt: wow.

{There's a small 'poof'}

Corrupt: (in an unhappy voice) Ugh, this better be important, I'm missing my 3 o'clock spa appointment.

Edd: Do you know where Tom and Tord are?

Corrupt: (sounds surprised) What?

Edd: I said, (gritting his' teeth) Do you know where Tom and Tord are?

{Corruptom chuckles slightly.}

Corrupt: I don't know, why don't you check the trash can-

{Something is smacked against the wall.}

Matt, Laurel, and Hellu: EDD!

Corrupt: What the hell, man?!

Edd: (angrily) I'm not in the mood for your bullcr*p games, you little f*ck. Now tell me. Where are Tom and Tord?

Corrupt: (groans) You're no fun.

Corrupt: I don't know, okay? Just because I'm... something... Doesn't mean everything strange has something to do with me,

{Corruptom brushes himself off.}

Corrupt: Now if you excuse me, I have a spa appointment.

{He snaps his' fingers, and he's gone.}

Matt: holy crap i'm kinda scared of you now,

Edd: Good to know, now does anyone know where they arE-

Tom: (outside) Tord! Put t-the bat down! Please?

{Recording end}

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