Edd (dully): Hey. It's us again. Tom kept bugging me to read the asks, so, here I am. Hooray. I guess.
Edd: So this is from Yuuri_Vitya. "Do any of you have crushes? If so, wanna say who they are?"
Edd: ...
Edd: No.
Tom: Cola!
Tord: Myself!
Matt: Anyone ya want, sweetcheeks~
{Edd slaps Matt.}
Edd: No.
Matt: Ow!
{Edd sighs blandly and proceeds to read the next ask like an angsty teenager.}
Edd: MugmanLoafsYou said "React to satisfying videos while spinning one zillion fidget spinners chewing gum squishing a stress ball trying to kill each other and shooting with a gun,throwing forks,drinking cola and dying. The results..."
Edd: that is literally the most complicated dare I've ever heard in my life.
Edd: no.
Matt: But-
{Edd slaps Matt again.}
Edd: no.
>>Later, once Tom forces Edd to do the dare.>>
{Ambulence sirens blast in the background. Edd still seems dull as ever.}
Edd: So, like, pretty much everyone's been rushed to the emergency room. I think Matt shot me fifteen... No wait, sixteen times.
{Edd sighs angstily.}
Edd: So this is the last ask I can answer before I pass out from blood loss. Lame.
Edd: Lyrika28 asked "How would you react if your house is literally full of spiders, insert Muffet."
Edd: I don't know what you mean by 'insert Muffet' but for the house full of spiders thing, like, idk, Tom would scream like a little b!nch but I could live like that.
Edd: Oh hey, we're at the hospital. Yay, I guess...
{End of recording}
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- Edd - Matt
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