{In the background, there were what sounded like heart monitors.}
Tom: Hhheeeeeeyyyyyyyyy-
Edd: tom stop you're going to hurt yourself
{Tom huffs and pouts, grumbling things under his' breath.}
Matt: Anyway, hello, everyone. Lots of things've happened.
Matt: Tom got his' first man period,
(Tom: HEY!!!)
Matt: Edd is, whoa hey surprise surprise, being edgy,
(Edd: SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE OVER YOUR IDIOCY)
Matt: Tord's being an imbecile,
(Tord: I AM OFFENED- I AM NOT A TOILET)
(Tom: (groans) He said imbecile, not cubicle.)
(Tord: SAME THING)
Matt: And I'm still single. (insert audible kissy noises)
Tom:
Edd:
Tord:
(In unison) : Not again Matt
{Matt makes an audible wink. Somehow.}
Tom: Matt! The questions!
Matt: Right,
{Matt clears his' throat and pulls out a sheet of paper.}
Matt: Yuuri_Vitya asked, "Matt, what did you mean by the last recording?"
Matt: Well-
Tom: (from the other side of the room) DON'T MIND HIM HE'S JUST REALLY FLIRTY
Edd: ugh.
Matt: Anyway, next ask.
Matt: Bradychan asked "Is Tord- I mean everyone okay? Whoever does read this how do you feel about that dare?"
Tord: I'm,, fine!!! Thank you for your concern!!!!
Edd: i was shot siXTEEN TIMES AND YOU ASK FORK MAN OVER HERE
Tom: you're jelly of tooord aren't yoooouuu
Matt: Hah, gaAYYYY
Tom: SHUT UP
Matt: MugmanLoafsYou asked "How is Tord so a e s t h e t i c?"
{Matt chuckles.}
Matt: I, Actually don't know. Tord?
Tord:
Matt: Tord...?
{Macintosh plays while Tord sits there, immobile, contemplating the secrets of the universe and what an 'aesthetic' truly is.}
Matt: what in the hell-
Matt: "Edd, can you describe everyone in one word?" From Coca-ColaGirl
Edd: Hm.
Edd: (points to Tom) Gay.
Edd: (points to Tord) Lame.
Edd: (points to Matt) ...
Matt: Well?
Edd: ...
Edd: Trash.
{End of recording.}
Bonus Clip:
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{Tord sings the lyrics, or, the lyrics he understands, anyway, like a dying dinosaur giving birth to a donkey. Which is also a whale. And dying.}
Tord: SHE PUSHED HURT FEET ACROSS THE BOARD WATCHHH
Tord: SHE KEEPTHH THE SUNSET RITE WITH MOVE MEANT IN HER ICEEEE
Tom: WE GOT THIS WE SURVIVED MACINTOSH WE CAN SURVIVE BEACHWALK
Tord: SHE KNOWS SHE GETS A WAY WITH MURDERR
Edd: pull the plug-
Tord: SWALLOWS UP YOU'RE DART IS GOAT
{Matt dies silently.}
Edd: lucky
Tord: HAND I DON'T NOSE WHERE WE'VE GOT TO GOOOOO
(Thanks FizzBridge )
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