Joanne was your ordinary girl. Except there was more to her than the ordinary girl. I mean really. She was thicc as hEck. She also really fucking liked Big Macs. One day, when she was at McDonalds ordering her usual 8 Big Maccs, which she ordered every day for lunch. She saw a new employee. Now Joanne was a frequent flyer at her local Maccy D's and so she knew ALL of the employees. She even knew people who just occasionally went there for a Friday afternoon Sundae. anwya so this new employee was like – SMOKIN so yeha joanne was like wow gotta get That d1CC inside me pls athantk. sh o she was realy firityly orded NINE big Maccs and tippEd dicc man v generously and was like
"I know what cAn floAt ur peni" saied she,
"woooohohoho" said brad thae employed "meeet me @fter werk and ill sho u the back arew a bby"
and joagnh almost nuuted.
anyway so when she FingInshed her NINE FUCKIN BIG MACCS in like 3 minutes braddd waz done his sheift and was like" hey pretty ladi pls come 2 bacc area bby"
so they went to back area and bc brad had no rose petals he sprinkled chicken nuggets all around. when joanne walked in she almost burst out cring bc it was succ a romantic gesture. she only ALMOST cried bc she was also VERY tuerns on bby
so strognh bradd lifted pudgy joanne up and put her down on the chippy frier and strated the sEcks and it was all spicy and stuff an then she StarTED TO SCREAMMM bc the chippy frier was still ON!!!!!!!!!! it was FRYING her tHICC A$$.
"hahah I like that chiccy nuggy boot" said brad
and joanne just nutted on him bc it was so spicy.
then bradd nuooted ins1de of joanne and it was cool and spic.
THE END
