CATCHICK
Mind powers. She's got mind powers more powerful than you can imagine.
(Shade comes from behind the chairs.)
SHADE
Our powers are useless around her.
DOGBOY
Where'd you come from?
SHADE
I am Shade. I came from the shadows.
CATCHICK
More like from behind the chairs. How long have you been back there?
SHADE
Long enough to know what's going on here.
DOGBOY
What is going on?
SHADE
The doctor is removing our powers.
SMACK
What?
SHADE
Not only can she stop us. She can take away our powers... (dramatic pause) ...forever!
DOGBOY
Nice dramatic pause.
SMACK
This is terrible. I'd be nothing without my super strength! I can't go back to being some loser working at D-Mart.
CATCHICK
Personally I'm tired of all the hairballs. She can have my powers.
DOGBOY
I do get tired of smelling everything.
(DOGBOY sniffs around and looks at Shade and makes a face.)
DOGBOY (CONT.)
You smell like you've been hiding there a LONG time.
SHADE
We have to escape.
SMACK
Or smite the doc!
DOGBOY
But how?
SHADE
Shhh! She's coming!
(Shade hides behind the chairs. The others sit in their chairs.)
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Dramatic Monologues
HumorI compiled this guys since it is a big advantage for me and for all of you😊 Anyway, all the things that are here are not mine. Credits to the owners😉
