DOCTOR
I have developed a twelve step program for all of you.
CATCHICK
You're kidding, right?
DOCTOR
Step one... we admit we do not have super powers and that believe in super powers had made our lives unmanageable.
SMACK
Too many words.
CATCHICK
But some of our lives are not better.
DOCTOR
They will be soon.
(Caper bursts in to the room.)
CAPER
Where is the doctor?!
CATCHICK
Another satisfied customer.
DOCTOR
What seems to be the matter? Are you here to join our group?
CAPER
You ruined my life.
CATCHICK
That is the theme of the day.
DOCTOR
Now Carl. Calm down and join the circle.
CAPER
Your circle of evil!
SHADE
Well said.
CAPER
Shut up! All of you. Just shut... up!
SMACK
Good rage. Nice.
CAPER
You all prattle on like villains.
CATCHICK
Hey now!
CAPER
Zip it!
CATCHICK
Or else what fly boy?
CAPER
Or this!
(He throws open his cape and reveals a bomb. Everyone jumps up and backs away.)
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Dramatic Monologues
HumorI compiled this guys since it is a big advantage for me and for all of you😊 Anyway, all the things that are here are not mine. Credits to the owners😉
