SHSG Part 9 More Hairballs

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CATCHICK

What about you Dogboy?

DOGBOY

Doug.  My name is Doug.

CATCHICK

So how is life... Doug?

DOGBOY

It's been better.  It's not perfect but it's been better.  I'm not living in my parent's basement anymore.  I have a job.  Not a great job but I feel good taking care of myself.  I got so wrapped up in helping others I wasn't helping myself, but now I am.  And I feel better and people are treating me better too.

CATCHICK

Must be nice.

DOGBOY

But I thought you were happy going to the beach, surfing... no more hairballs?

CATCHICK

But I can't swim.  Nearly drowned.  And when I did learn to swim... there was this shark.  Catchick would have had that shark for lunch but as Sissy Jones, I was nearly eaten.

SMACK

Sissy?

CATCHICK

Yes, my real name is Sissy.  I hate it.

SMACK

My real name is Marvin.  The name Marvin strikes fear in no one.

DOGBOY

So you both miss being Supers?

SMACK

I miss being special.

(Shade appears from behind the chairs.)

SHADE

Then be super again.

(Dogboy and Smack jump up in surprise.)

DOGBOY

You're still hiding?

SHADE

I'm trying to bring down the doctor and her evil plan to rid the world of Supers.

CATCHICK

But we're not Supers.  We're all a bunch of nut jobs.

SHADE

That's what she wants you to think.

(Doctor enters.  Shade hides.)

DOCTOR

Thank you all for coming to the support group today.  We'll meet out here today.  Have a seat everyone. I want to all talk together so we can help each other.

(Doctor and others put chairs in a half circle.  Shade's hiding spot is revealed.)

DOCTOR (COnt.)

Please join us, Jack.

SMACK

Jack?  Dang... cool name.

SHADE

I am the Shade!

DOCTOR

Jack here hasn't been through the same therapy as the rest of you.  You have to be willing to change for the therapy to work, but I was hoping if he saw how well the rest of you were doing, then he'd be convinced this is for the best.

SHADE

You'll never defeat me, Doctor.  Never!

DOCTOR

Then you won't mind sitting and listening if you have nothing to fear.

SHADE

Fear?  I'm not afraid.

DOCTOR

Prove it.  Sit.

(Shade reluctantly joins the others in the half circle and sits.)

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