DOCTOR (CONT.)
I appreciate you all coming today. I've formed this support group to help you through this transition period to a normal life.
CATCHICK
What is this? Crazy Anonymous?
SHADE
Super Anonymous. Amazing Anonymous. League of Extraordinary Anonymity.
SMACK
Cool.
DOCTOR
Not cool. No leagues. Nothing amazing... just regular people sitting down together.
CATCHICK
Amazing was so much better.
SMACK
I lost my job, Doc. How is that good?
DOCTOR
It takes time.
SMACK
Time? Much longer and I'll be living in a box.
SHADE
See Doctor. Your evil plan only brings doom upon us.
DOCTOR
You don't feel doomed, do you Doug?
DOGBOY
No... things are a little better.
SHADE
But not special.
CATCHICK
Exactly... people might have thought I was crazy but they respected me.
SMACK
R-E-C-T-P... that's what it means to me... you said it, sister.
DOCTOR
Sissy.
SMACK
Whatever.
CATCHICK
And I felt like I had a purpose. Now I feel empty.
DOCTOR
That's why we're here. To fill you with something new.
SHADE
More experiments! I knew it! She'll replace our blood with alien goo!
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