thirty nine

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by peppermintstyIes

by peppermintstyIes

danielspaniel is typing...

danielspaniel: you can fucking have him.

Read: 14:13

"First, you'll need to text Daniel and make it seem like we "broke up"" Phil said as he began writing on a piece of paper. "Let him think there's no more."

Dan nodded and grinned. "Got it."

annoying is typing...

annoying: My, my, did the little boyfriend get hurt?

danielspaniel: i'm not his fucking boyfriend, we're done.

annoying: You see, that's what happens when a boy, like yourself, dates a man too old for you.

annoying: However, I'm intrigued. Why did you break up?

"Wait, what if he asks how we broke up?"

Phil stared blankly at the paper and furrowed his eyebrows. "Say you wouldn't have sex with me."

Dan almost choked. "What?"

"Just say that, and that I wouldn't listen to you, or whatever. Make him think that he was right all along."

danielspaniel: he got pissed because i wouldn't have sex with him. not only that, but he never fucking listened to me.

annoying: How cute. You see, you're just too young for him.

danielspaniel: i should have listened to you. i wouldn't have gotten hurt.

annoying: That's okay, you learned from your mistakes. Now, you can find you a guy at uni and not at our radio station.

danielspaniel: maybe you're right...

danielspaniel: idk, i'm going to go.

annoying: Bye, baby Daniel.

Read: 14:26

Dan rolled his eyes and tossed his phone. "He's so awful."

Phil chuckled and flipped through the channels on the television. "Yep."

whaaaat? an update this early???

I told you they'd be more frequent :)

shorter, but more frequent.

however, this is part one into their plan.

also listen to the song attached, it changed my life.