(holy fucking shit i can't believe we made it to 100 parts!!!! thanks for all of the support and here is a longer chapter/part for you guys!!)
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Sebastian: I put the "hot" in psychotic.
Alec: I put the "fun" in funeral.
Jace: I put the "laughter" in slaughter.
Izzy: I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
Meliorn: I put the "cute" in execute.
Clary: I put the "pro" in procrastination.
Magnus: I put the "ay" in slay.
Simon: I put the "oo" in blood.
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Jace: Let's place steak.
Alec: What?
Jace: Steak. The first person to finish their steak is the winner of steak.
Alec: No, I paid $17 for this steak!
Jace: (starts shoving steak into his mouth)
Alec: But-(starts shoving steak into his mouth)
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Clary: Which country has the most birds?
Jace: Portu-geese.
Magnus: Wait, that's a language.
Simon: Portu-gull.
Raphael: Nice recovery.
Izzy: Don't you mean re-dove-ry?
[hours later]
Alec: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?
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shit i'm tired gn/gm/ga y'all buy before i leave, enjoy these tweets
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