Aires ♈️ ~ "Santa is inside you."Taurus ♉️ ~ "Don't cry, craft."
Gemini ♊️ ~ "I've been embarrassing myself since about birth."
Cancer ♋️ ~ "It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
Leo ♌️ ~ "Lookin' hot, I'd smash that nose."
Virgo ♍️ ~ "I'm a full time internet homo."
Libra ♓️ ~ "Everyone is beautiful. No matter if you have a squid beak, or egg eyes. Everyone should be accepted into society."
Scorpio ♏️ ~ "lolzor"
Sagittarius ♐️ ~ "My innocence has genuinely been completely soiled by the internet."
Capricorn ♑️ ~ "Kanye West is the Kanye best."
Aquarius ♒️ ~ "I would eat my own feet."
Pisces ♓️ ~ "FFFFFFFFFFF."
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