The Signs as Dan and Phil Quotes

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Aires ♈️ ~ "Santa is inside you."

Taurus ♉️ ~ "Don't cry, craft."

Gemini ♊️ ~ "I've been embarrassing myself since about birth."

Cancer ♋️ ~ "It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."

Leo ♌️ ~ "Lookin' hot, I'd smash that nose."

Virgo ♍️ ~ "I'm a full time internet homo."

Libra ♓️ ~ "Everyone is beautiful. No matter if you have a squid beak, or egg eyes. Everyone should be accepted into society."

Scorpio ♏️ ~ "lolzor"

Sagittarius ♐️ ~ "My innocence has genuinely been completely soiled by the internet."

Capricorn ♑️ ~ "Kanye West is the Kanye best."

Aquarius ♒️ ~ "I would eat my own feet."

Pisces ♓️ ~ "FFFFFFFFFFF."

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