Aries ♈️ ~ this is the most fun I've ever had
Taurus ♉️ ~ no homo Howell
Gemini ♊️ ~ and every month we buy a new hamster
Cancer ♋️ ~ can I stroke your glabella?
Leo ♌️ ~ Delia Smith's placenta
Vigro ♍️ ~ lolzor
Libra ♎️ ~ Phil Lester defense squad
Scorpio ♏️ ~ omg fuk u ill poo in ur mum
Sagittarius ♐️ ~ love eyes Lester
Capricorn ♑️ ~ the cat whiskers come from within
Aquarius ♒️ ~ this one's all about best friends, so I dedicate this to you Phil
Pisces ♓️ ~ roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck
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PhanTastic Zodiac Signs
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