This is dedicated to @LonelyPretzel6 and I'm going to try and write in her style [I'll even try to use American terms, so, um, poptarts]. ;D
"Jawn?"
"What Ringo?"
"Have you ever wanted to go to America?"
"Yeah."
"Why not go now?"
So they magically appeared in America, because of magic.
"Rebecca, that's MY line!" Pol sassed at me.
"Sorry," I said, and went back to telling the story.
Ringo and Jawn walked down the sidewalk [see, I'm using American terms!] and they saw poptarts, motorbikes on highways, cowboys, eagles and sweat pants [which I think are jogging bottoms/ tracksuits??].
"We really are in America!" Ringo yelled.
"How do you know?" Jawn sassed.
"Because everyone is eating twinkies!" Ringo and Jawn started to laugh their heads off.
"It sounds like winkie!!" Jawn cried with laughter. [Is it just me or does anyone else find the word 'twinkie' funny because of that]?
"Look, they're playing cricket over there!" Ringo pointed to a field.
"I think it's baseball."
"Well, I'm gonna show them how to play cricket."
So Jawn and Ringo showed the Americans how to play cricket and rugby, and the Americans decided they were a better games than the American ones.
Jawn and Ringo then appeared back in Liverpoool, and their Scouse accents became stronger.
"Fancy a bevvy?" Ringo asked.
"No."
"Someone's got a cob on..." Ringo muttered.
"Just because you're made up! Stop geggin in!"
"Fine, I'll by you some kecks and bifters tomorrow."
"Yay!"
Then the bizzies came and arrested them because they went to America without a passport.
Translation [of Scouse words]:
Bevvy: drink
Cob on: bad mood
Made up: happy
Geggin in: being nosey
Kecks: trousers [or pants, as Americans say].
Bifters: cigarettes
Bizzies: police
I hope you liked it! Do you think that was written like @LonelyPretzel6? Please tell me.
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Classic Rock One-Shots
FanfictionA bunch of classic rock one-shots that I've wrote, mostly for my friends. I will except requests though, but no smut or anything really dirty.
