The Art of War

Girls CAN be Pirates Too

I slumped to the ground hiding behind a tree. That man scares me shitless. He saw through my illusions.

I breathed in deeply, trying to catch my breath. We had been training for hours.... if you could call being maulled to death training.

I sighed and looked out from behind the tree. I squinted my eyes trying to see if anyone was coming.

Looking around I spotted trees being ran over by that monster of a man.

Gosh why does he have to be so freakin' strong? He looked in my direction and smirked...

CRAP HE FOUND ME, RUN!!!!

I run as fast as I could which was pretty fast considering I was moving at the speed of sound. But Jii-chan was still hot on my heels.

I giggled; Jii-chan ha that's a girls suffix. I could just imagine him doing ballet and maybe twirling a ribbon. I was grabbed and swung into a body. A hand clasped my mouth shut. Huh? I look up to see Sabo... why would he help me?

"Where is Rose-chan?" I asked taking Sabo's hand off my mouth. He pointed over into a tree, where I could see Ace carrying her on his shoulder. I but back a laugh as I saw a very flushed Rose.

Rose noticed me and glared, I held up my hands in surrender. I was pulled up by Sabo and dragged away as I heard a scream of terror...Luffy God bless his soul and may any Jii-chan that touch him be cursed, I thought to myself shaking my head sadly.

"Sabo...can you put me down." He faced me with wide eyes as his cheeks turned a rosy pink. He slid me on to my feet.

"FIST OF LOVE!" I groanrd as I was hit and landed on Sabo. I knew what we were both thinking.... He's a monster.

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I was hanging on Ace's shoulder, it wasn't bad but I couldn't help but blush in embarrassment. I knew I was going to hear about this later from Fuyuko. I sighed... this is so boring. I watched as Sabo ducked into the bushes and Grabbed something as it ran past. I looked closer to see it was Fu-chan. I watch as they chat and then Sabo pointed to me. I could see Fu's eyes sparkle with mischief that's not good.

I watched as Sabo picked up Fuyuko and ran off with Garp trailing behind.

"How did I get stuck with you." I grumbled, I mean Ace is cute and all but... WHO AM I KIDDING HE IS A SEXY GOD FROM HEAVEN! I mentally slapped myself. I grunt as Ace started to jump from tree to tree.

How did I get in this position you ask, well ah um.... Ace kinda just said I was weak and needed protecting and threw me on his shoulder.

I can't say I'm complaining but it is annoying. I sigh and just leaned my head on his shoulder.

"We need a hideout so this doesn't happen every time Garp comes." I said to Ace. He nodded his head in agknowledgement. Is he going to ignore me.. well two can play this game.

Ignoring ignoring... I look down only to see a very handsome butt. God damn I can see he got the goods of the family.

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I sat beside Luffy and Sabo as we were being patched up. They poured disinfectant on our wounds causing me to curse and scream.

"YOU @&$! WHY DONT YOU GO TO £€*% HELL AND BURN! STOP POURING ~!$&@ ON ME IT HURTS LIKE A €@&$!" I was cursing like a sailor. Everyone gulped as I shouted and clawed at the man.

"Can we knock her out?" He asked Dadan. The fat hag just sat there smoking quite amused with my cursing.

I looked at the needle in his hand. What!?!? when did he get that? I soon realised that I was going to die and ran screaming bloody murder.

"CATCH HER!" The doctor ordered.

I ran. "I don't want a needle!" I cried. I sat under a tree as the bandits searched for me.

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Okay that was weird ... I looked to Sabo to see him running out the door trying to find Fu... good luck with that. I looked over to Ace to see him staring at me.

"Um hi?" I didn't sound so sure of myself but then I saw his face turning a light pink.

"Phhhahahahha!" I started laughing,"You're blushing." Ace growled and launched himself at me.

"RAPE!" I screamed as he sat on my waist, trying to attack me. I held his hands as he tried to punch me again.

"GET OF ME YOU FAT ASS!" I tried to push him of.

"Girls are weak and stupid." He growled at me, I snapped and started fighting back. This dude is going down! I aimed a punch only to find Ace collapsing on top of me asleep... His face was so so close.

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I ran dodging branches and logs. I seriously hate needles last time I got one was with Law and doing medicle stuff with Law is not good. He is learning to be a doctor and I wanted to help but lets just say I have some new scars. I came to a clearing with a view of the sea. I watched as the waves calmly crashed onto the rocks and repeated themself.

"It's beautiful..." I turned around to see Sabo.

"Ya..." I turned my head as he sat next to me. "I'm going to become a pirate and sail the seas." He grinned widely causing me to blush.

"I'm going to become a pirate to.... so I can achieve my dreams and goals." I told him truthfully.

"But girls are to weak to become pirates." Sabo replied. I turned my head slowly.

"WHY YOU!" I jumped at him, "GIRLS CAN BECOME PIRATES! I WILL BECOME A FAMOUS PIRATE AND BEAT YOU ANY TIME AND ANYWHERE! AND THEY CAN BE A HELL OF ALOT STRONGER THEN MEN!" I shouted angrily. I glare at him waiting for him to continue before walking away.

"I'll prove you wrong....Sabo." I growled as I stormed away going of to find Rose.

---At the hut---

I looked down to find a flushing Rose under a snoring Ace, trying to free herself.

"Fu! It's not what it looks like!" I think she would have waved her arms around if they weren't stuck under Ace. I just giggled, this sure made my day. I heard a heartful laugh behind me, I turned to see Garp. I started to sweat, what if he hit me again or worse; made me run!

"Make sure you don't become pregnant too, fast you still have to become a strong marine officer, Rose!" Garp laughs.

"WE'RE NOT BECOMING MARINES!" Rose and I shouted.

"Oh yes you are!" He growled. Crap!

"AHHH!" I ran leaving Rose stuck alone, well she had Ace, to face Garp's wrath.

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