Let's get one thing fucking straight. I. Am. Not. Sarada's. Mother.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
I love Sarada, she's adorable and sweet (and rocks my glasses even better than I did), but I'm not her mother!!! For starters, I think Sakura would have noticed if she hadn't given birth to a baby, and likewise I would have noticed GIVING BIRTH TO A FUCKING CHILD IT HURTS LIKE HELL. I was Sakura's midwife. In what world does that equate me being the mom huh?!! Also, do you honestly think that if I had been the mother I'd be such a bad one? Come on, Sarada hasn't seen me since she was a BABY, so if I was Sarada's mother (WHICH I AM NOT) that means that since she was like two, she hasn't had any contact with either of her parents. I mean, I know I can be a horrible person at times BUT COME ON. That seems a little extreme even for me. Let it be said secondly, that I understand why Sasuke's always away, and it's not because he's cheating on Sakura with me (HONESTLY, GET A LIFE). It's because he's protecting them, and he loves them. Yes, I was jealous when Sasuke chose Sakura over me, but I got over myself. Sasuke is happy, and Sakura is good for him in a way that I probably couldn't have accomplished. Sarada is a beautiful little girl, and their marriage is sound--if long-distance. I don't hold any grudges against either Sasuke or Sakura, and I adore Sarada, but I am not her mother. Never have been, never will be. If you want to write a fanfiction and reverse all my logic, then go right ahead. I don't care. This is the truth, and anything else is just headcanon theories with no real evidence. I'm not the mom, I'm more like the cool aunt. Deal with it.
Later bitches,
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
