"Are you awake?" Asked a voice.
Ryan grunted.
"Oh thank our lord and saviour GeeYeesus Christ." Replied the voice
Ryan opened his eyes to see a blue haired depressed emo boy sitting beside him.
"Aah!" Cried Ryan "Who are you?"
"Oh I am Frank nice to meet you!" Replied Frank
"Where am I?" Asked Ryan
"You are behind the Walmart duh so what do you want?" Said Frank lowering his voice.
"What?" Questioned Ryan
"Shut the fuck up man, what kind of stuff do you want?" Muttered Frank
"What do you mean? What kind of stuff?" Said a confused Ryan
"Don't play dumb with me what kind of shit do you want?" Seethed Frank
"Um what do you sell?" Asked a nervous Ryan.
"Well you are you a cop or not?" Frank asked sternly
"No I am not why would I be a cop I don't get it where am I all I wanted was some cheezwhiz and the company shut down what am I going to do?" Sobbed Ryan
Just then, Emo Crack Daddy Frank had an idea he would tell the gay boy that he could get some more cheezwhiz by buying his crack. Genius!
"Hey dude, don't be upset here I have a plan to get you your beloved cheezwhiz back." Explaines Frank
"You do?" Asked a crying Ryan
"Yeah I do here man, take this." Frank took a bag of cocaine out of his black trench coat.
"Woah what is it?" Asked a naive Ryan.
"What a fucking dumb shit." Thought Frank to himself. "He doesn't even know what crack is, better not tell the guy I don't wanna get busted."
"Oh it's um... magical fairy dust." Replied Frank with his infamous 'want some crack kids' voice.
"Really?" Asked a wide eyed Ryan
"Yeah sure it is what you do it you sniff the magical fairy dust up your nose and you will be transported to..um." Frank hesitated he hadn't thought this far ahead.
"To where?" Pleaded Ryan
Uh oh, Frank was in some shit now what could he say he needed to think of a place quick, one off of the top of his head.
"I.. umm Bikini Bottom." Blurted Frank
"Wait where spongebob lives?" Askes Ryan
"Yes of course who else lives there?" Said Frank he was growing impatient with the boy
"But, my parents told me spongebob isn't real." Replied Ryan
"Well they told you wrong kid now, what you have to do is find spongebob ask him where the cheezwhiz is and once he tells you you need to possess him and get the cheezwhiz got it?" Said the Emo Crack Daddy.
"Yes." Replied Ryan as he toom the bag from the depressed emo and poured the powder on the sidewalk and began to snort it, all the while Frank was laughing in the back the last thing Ryan could remember was Frank saying.
"Stupid emo piece of shit that is, that fuckin' shit is strong and will knock him out for days ahahah better steal his fucking wallet now."
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The SpongeCheese Fic /crankthatfrank
Fanfictionfor crankthatfrank obvs. Ryan is struggling with his Cheezwhiz addiction eventually his local walmart are out of cheezwhiz and ryan takes matters into his own hands to get his beloved cheezwiz
