for crankthatfrank obvs. Ryan is struggling with his Cheezwhiz addiction eventually his local walmart are out of cheezwhiz and ryan takes matters into his own hands to get his beloved cheezwiz
Ryan finally got to the Krusty Krab after getting lost twice and falling down three. He had had a long day and so desperatley needed his cheezwhiz.
"It's about time." Whined Ryan as he opened the really stupid and useless glass doors to the Krusty Krab. "Now I can finally get my beloved cheezwhiz."
"Stop right there." cried a voice
"What who are you?" Hissed Ryan
"We are the killjoys." Said another voice.
Ryan turned around to see this
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"But I thought I killed you spongebob?" Mumbled Ryan
"For Pete's sake Ryan it's an animation I can be drawn back in dumbass." Explained Spongebob "Now who is ready to kick some emo ass! KILLJOY'S MAKE SOME NOISE!"
queue epic fight scene and 'na na na' playing
Round one
Ryan vs Patrick Ryan uses his black eyeliner to blind his opponent.
Ryan winner
Round two Ryan vs Sandy Sandy uses karate kick Ryan falls back but Ryan uses milk fic to permanently ruin Sandy's life.
Ryan winner
Round Three Ryan vs Squidward Squidward uses his awful clarinet playing to deafen his opponent ryan looses half of his health Ryan uses Brallon to make squidward question his existence and blow up
Ryan winner
Final round Ryan vs Spongebob Spongebob uses his laugh to annoy the fuck outta Ryan. Ryan looses half of his health. Ryan uses northern downpour to upset his opponent. Uneffective. Spongebob uses the secret formula on Ryan. Ryan is near death. Ryan uses out his last resort he will trigger his opponent with
The G Note
Spongebob is too triggered to carry on.
Ryan Winner.
"Finally I can get my CheezWhiz!" Cried Ryan as he rushes to Mr Krabbs' office and cracks open the safe to reveal that the secret formula all along was
CheezWhiz
Ryan grabs the bottle and squirts it in his mouth anticipating the flavour but he doesn't taste a thing
"Wait what?" Cried Ryan
"Hehehe me boi it isn't real." Chuckled a voice
"Mr Krabbs?" Said Ryan
"Ahehehe yee right me boi we aren't real we just inside of your head me boi. You sniffed the crack and imagined us none of this is real.
"NOOOOOO!" Screamed Ryan as he fell on his hands and knees while Mr Krabbs does his stupid ass chuckle in the background. Ryan falls to the ground and once again let's the darkness consume him.
George Ryan Ross III August 30th 1986- February 30th 2017 died due to overdose on 'cheezwhiz' and cocaine.
The End
Hey guys how's it going just wanted to say that yes, February 30th isn't a real date but that is the point because Ryan will never die. Anyways hope you enjoyed the fic I had so much fun writing it and sorry for the dark ending as well.
