"BAAHAHAHAH!" Laughed a familiar voice.
"Spongebob? Is that you?" Asked Ryan
"BAHAHAHA He knows my name Gary!" Cried Spongebob.
"You little shit." Spat Ryan and he grabbed the moist sponge and pinned him against the wall.
"Barnacles." Sighed Spongebob "What do you want?"
"Where is my damn CheezWhiz Spongebob?" Demanded Ryan
"I don't know." Quivered Spongebob
"I know you do the depressed emo told me." Said Frank
"Well he lied I don't know where it is." Replied Spongebob.
"LISTEN HERE YOU SQUARE PIECE OF FOAM YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE MY GODDAMN CHEEZWHIZ IS OR I WILL PERSONALLY GET MR KRABBS TO SHOVE HIS POINTY CLAW UP YOUR ASS NOW TELL ME WHERE IS IT?" Screamed Ryan.
"Fine. Its at the Krusty Krab." Sighed Spongebob "Now let me go I need to watch the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode."
"Hey you know what I never got? You just used barnacle as a curse word and yet the name of a superhero is barnacle boy. So does that mean he is a fuckboy?" Pondered Ryan
"Get out." Replied Spongebob
"No i'm not done I have to possess you know and get to the Krusty Krab." Ryan explained
"Oh barnacles" said Spongebob before he got possessed by Ryan and his milk powers. Ryan then ran towards a mirror and looked at himself.
"It worked!" Cried the boy "Now off to the Krusty Krab BAHAHAHAH! oh shit I have that annoying ass laugh."
Ryan left the pineapple and walked down the street until Patrick yelled and ran up to him.
"Hey spongebob wanna go jellyfishing today?" Asked Patrick as he displayed two fishing nets.
"Sorry Pat I have to go to work today." Replied Ryan, or spongebob I don't know
"But Spongebob you don't have work today." Said Patrick with a confused look upon his face
"Listen here u fat traffic cone. Do you want me to shove those two nets up your ass or are you going to let me go to fucking work today?" Threatened Ryan.
Patrick ran back towards his rock.
Ryan Squarepants wins. Enemy defeated.
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The SpongeCheese Fic /crankthatfrank
Fanfictionfor crankthatfrank obvs. Ryan is struggling with his Cheezwhiz addiction eventually his local walmart are out of cheezwhiz and ryan takes matters into his own hands to get his beloved cheezwiz
