best friend ♡ agust + jimin

chapter seven°

that day jimin didn't go home but rather he headed to the gas station where his other hyung was working

"joonie?" jimin called out when he didn't see namjoon outside

"jimin?" namjoon asked as he came out of the convenient store

"hyungie" jimin said excitedly and rushed towards namjoon, jumping into his awaiting arms

"hi jimin" namjoon laughed as he held the small boy in his arms a little bit longer

"what brings you here?" namjoon asked and jimin took a deep breath and started explaining

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"you remember the plan?" hoseok asked yoongi, who was looking like he'll pass out in any second now

"w-what?" yoongi asked and looked at the sunshine who glared at him, oh shite

"i said, do you remember our plan?" hoseok asked and yoongi gulped, nodding slightly

hoseok's face instantly lit up and he smiled brightly

"good, don't forget to complete your part of the deal, it's really important"

"why do i have to help jin?" yoongi asked, sarcastic little shit

hoseok rolled his notebook, raised it up and whacked yoongi on the back of his head

"because he's our friend, yoongi, that's why" hoseok rolled his eyes at his annoying hyung

"aaa! fine, i'll do it" yoongi said while rubbing his head

"sorry" hoseok said with apologetic face

"i know that you're a demon in human skin, don't try to fool me" yoongi rolled his eyes and hoseok laughed loudly

"whatever you say, hyung" they walked into yoongi's house and saw agust on the couch

"holy shit- i'm still not used to the fact that there are another two yoongis in this world" hoseok joked when agust glared at him

"don't. compare. us!" both of min boys growled at hoseok, making the same angry face

"got it, got it" hoseok raised his hands up in surrender, his joke not playing out well

"anyway, why are you so salty-looking, agust hyung?" hoseok asked as he sat down next to him, smiling at sad boy

"jiminie didn't come over today..." agust murmured

"what was that?" hoseok asked, putting his hand up to his ear, sassy bastard

"my ass, that's what it was" agust replied sarcastically and hoseok started cackling

"your sarcastic behavior never fails to make me laugh" hoseok almost screamed and started cackling more

"you're an obnoxious little shit" agust said and stood up from couch, knocking hoseok's legs down off from his lap

"and you're my evil hyung, but i ain't complainin', devil" hoseok deadpanned

"oi, don't kill each other over there, okay?" yoongi asked from the kitchen

"bitch" agust told hoseok and glared at him

"jerk" hoseok replied and laughed afterwards

"loud-ass midget" agust continued on with his insults but there wasn't much you could do to really upset hoseok

"bleach-haired shorty" hoseok smiled, his pearly-white teeth almost blinding agust

"fucking bastard"

"you have your entire life to be a jerk. why not take today off?" hoseok deadpanned and agust almost seemed like he gave up

"i can't help imagining how much greater the world would be if your dad had just pulled out" agust spat out and hoseok gaped at him

"idiot"

"sorry, i didn't get that. i don't speak bullshit."

"it's english, idiot"

"i don't speak english, genius" agust scoffed and looked hoseok in the eyes, contemplating whether it was right to strangle the guy

"bad for you" hoseok smirked

"will you two shut the fuck up already?" yoongi asked as he came into the living room and thrusted sandwiches into each of their hands

"you're annoying" hoseok continued while violently biting his sandwich

"and you're obnoxiously loud" agust continued as he munched on his sandwich

"i said 'shut the fuck up', both of you" yoongi shouted, frustrated and threw water bottles at both of them

"ow!" hoseok screamed when the bottle hit his arm

"yoongi!" agust growled when the bottle hit his elbow

"now, you're both quiet" yoongi said with straight face

"idiot!" agust and hoseok shouted at yoongi and yoongi just sat down and turned the tv on

"what the fuck ever" yoongi said loudly and switched the channels

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lmao kookie, you are not the only one, trust me