thenewunclesheo added oj, Jackie, Lady Amber, thedrunkone, Woody, and High.
thenewunclesheo named the chat something.
oj left the chat.
thenewunclesheo added oj.
oj left the chat.
thenewunclesheo added oj.
oj: selina.
thenewunclesheo: Olive.
Woody: hate to break it to you selina but youre like, no longer 'new'
Lady Amber: lmao ye thats was almost 200 years ago stop callin urself new
thedrunkone: wtf is wrong with you
thenewunclesheo changed their name to Dovahfuckyou.
thedrunkone: doesn't answer my question
Dovahfuckyou: You should know by now that literally everything is wrong with me.
thedrunkone: true
Lady Amber: my children added me to their chat help
oj: just leave
Lady Amber: they added clavi too
Dovahfuckyou: LET HIM SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF YOUR KIDS!
Lady Amber: will do
Jackie: Sorry i was totally busy doing things
Woody: im things
Jackie: ???
Dovahfuckyou: JACKIE YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BOSMER
Woody: it was a joke, im sitting next to onmund, chill
Jackie: 'Things' meant my job
oj: yea sure
Jackie: Im being serious!
Dovahfuckyou: Jackie's not a fuckboy like us.
Jackie: Im not even a boy
oj: selina youre the only fuckboy here
thedrunkone: that's where you're wrong khajiit
oj: right right
oj: how could i forget
Lady Amber: i believe there r 3 'fuckboys' in this chat
High: Selina, Amber, and Braith.
oj: why are there so many ppl here i dont even know this one
Lady Amber: s'my superior
thedrunkone: omg i forgot zahakara is like, 3 ranks higher than you
Lady Amber: tbh idr joining the imperials but whatever
High: I don't either. I honestly do not care if anyone worships Talos. My fear is the Thalmor.
High: I was also doing my job, which is why I took forever to say something.
Dovahfuckyou: emoji
oj: selina you make me cringe
oj: you dont fucking type emoji
oj: you should know this
Dovahfuckyou: Yeah, I just do it to piss you off. <3
Jackie: Dont you have work to do
Dovahfuckyou: Ehhhhh I'm too lazyyyyyyy
Dovahfuckyou: Not that I dislike her, she's kind of one of the most important figures in the Dark Brotherhood, but she gives me a headache??
Dovahfuckyou: I don't really like people speaking so loudly inside my head.
Woody: she already has to deal with her own screaming
Lady Amber: haha
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Jackie: Im gonna die
Jackie: Remember me as that one forgetable werewolf
oj: lmao
Lady Amber: ??????
Lady Amber: ????????????????????????????????????????????
thedrunkone: amber already forgot you lmfao
Lady Amber: Did not!
Lady Amber: I just
Lady Amber: Forgot you were a werewolf.
thedrunkone: aka she forgot about you
Lady Amber: BraITH!
Jackie: Ok im not dead
Lady Amber: u make me angry
Lady Amber: werewolves are assholes k bye
thedrunkone: imma leave too because bandit stuff
oj: same but thief
Jackie: :(
~~~
Dovahfuckyou changed their name to Selina.
Selina: My dudes, you all here?
Selina: Guys.
Selina: Girls.
Selina: Pals.
Selina: People.
Selina: Love me.
Selina: Amber.
Selina: Idrys?
Selina: BAAAAABES
Woody: whaaaaaat i'm buuuuusyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Selina: Yeah, I get you want some fucc but this is so important.
Woody: i'll have you know i can't do the fucc because class
Selina: Are you having Onmund withdraws?
Woody: YES
Selina: Well I'm having Lucien withdraws but you don't see my complaining.
Woody: ...
Selina: Shit I meant, uh,
Selina: Cicero.
Selina: Yeah, Cicero.
Woody: just tell me what you need
Selina: Okay, so, I need to go to Cyrodiil for reasons, and I'm going to need all of you, once the others read this, to like, take care of Skyrim I suppose.
Woody: too much work for me
Woody: I have to make sure the college doesnt get blown up
Selina: I have to go NOW so make sure they get the message?
Woody: yeah, yeah, go away
Selina: <333333
Woody: <3
