The New and "Improved" Saints Group Chat

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alcoholicfairy added kitties!, arachnophobia, DeathIsInevitable, Shut Up™, iawaitdeath.

alcoholicfairy named the chat bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes.

DeathIsInevitable: what the fuck

alcoholicfairy changed DeathIsInevitable's name to human cuck.

human cuck: what the actual fuck

Shut Up™: lmao

alcoholicfairy: this is a serious chat ur name is shite

alcoholicfairy changed iawaitdeath's name to elf.

alcoholicfairy: ur 2

elf: thank

kitties!: Uh, are you forgetting someone?

alcoholicfairy: nO THATS THE WHOLE POINT, MY HOES BDAY IS SOON AND YALL NEED TA HELP GET HIM SOMETHIN

elf: since when is Trine a hoe?

alcoholicfairy: shUT UP HO 2

elf: alright

arachnophobia: we have like, 2 whole months Tytanya

alcoholicfairy: anD TRINE IS A VERY FUKIN PRECIUS CHIL WHO DESERVES A GOOD GIFT

human cuck: yet my birthday was last week and I didn't get anythin

alcoholicfairy: cuz literally no1 likes u

elf: ha

human cuck: shut the fucK Up

elf: no

elf: u

kitties!: TRISTYN HOW COULD YOU DO THAT

Shut Up™: oh man, the forbidden phrase has been uttered, Xavier has taken 74 damage. How does he respond?

human cuck left the chat.

alcoholicfairy added human cuck.

human cuck left the chat.

alcoholicfairy added human cuck.

human cuck left the chat.

alcoholicfairy added human cuck.

arachnophobia: for the love of Mother stop it

Shut Up™: {a meme}

alcoholicfairy: 1. u did it rong but ily anyway

Shut Up™: ❤️

alcoholicfairy: 2. im being srs we gotta get him somethin

elf: you realize no matter what you do he'll be okay with it, right?

elf: he's too nice, you could literally give him dirt and he'd appreciate the thought

alcoholicfairy: fuk u i luv my ho im getitin him someInhg n so r all of u

human cuck: No

kitties!: Um...? Is everything okay???

human cuck: I changed my mind, I'll help.

arachnophobia: ?????

elf: Tytan threatened to shove a bottle of vodka up his ass if he didn't agree to help

elf: he didn't agree

elf: it was hilarious.

Shut Up™: where was I? That sounds like fun, I'd've helped!

human cuck: After this I'm going to shoot myself

alcoholicfairy: U R ALL PISSING ME OFF

alcoholicfairy: CAN WE JUST START PLANNING??

elf: I already know what I'm getting him

human cuck: Of course you do u wanna fuck him

elf: woah

elf: w o a h

elf: that's too far

Shut Up™: How could you, Xavier, Saint of Humankind, stoop so low?

kitties!: 😰

arachnophobia: you should be ashamed.

alcoholicfairy: out of thIS HIHEXE

alcoholicfairy: HOUSE

human cuck: this is why I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU

elf: Trine is too good for something a simple 'fuck'

elf is typing...

alcoholicfairy kicked elf.

alcoholicfairy kicked human cuck.

alcoholicfairy: alright, I tried to be nice about this but no! U ALL NEED TO FEMD FOR URSELVES.

alcoholicfairy left the chat.

kitties!: Does Trine like cats?

Shut Up™: He doesn't like pussy 😉😉😉

kitties!: I'm

arachnophobia: true.

Shut Up™: Just get him something sea-related. He l ov e s water.

kitties!: isn't that kind of racist or something?

Shut Up™: Is it?

arachnophobia: that's like saying I love spiders.

Shut Up™: But you do. You are one. And you love them.

arachnophobia: yeah I know

arachnophobia: look, he also likes

Shut Up™ disbanded the group.

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This is really dumb and has no purpose

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