Better Updated Gods I Guess

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Lady Amber: is a seal a sea creature or a wild animal?

Lady Tiegra: Amber, it's too early for this.

Lady Amber: The people want to know!

Lady Trinity: Seals are seals.

Lady Amber: :I

Lady Amber: Thanks.

Lady Trinity: You are welcome.

Lord Markus: Damn it some of us are trying to sleep.

Lady Amber: All you do is sleep, Markus.

Lord Markus: Because I have nothing to do. Humans don't come to Heaven anymore, what do you want from me?

Lady Tiegra: Maybe if you participated in their culture more they would still believe.

Lord Markus: They didn't want me anymore! Cast aside their own God..

Lady Amber: Weeeeeellll...they had their reasons, pal.

Lord Markus: I suppose, but this is not the point.

Lady Trinity: If you want to sleep so bad, mute us.

Lady Amber: Ha..?

Lady Trinity: Yes, ha. Ha ha.

Lady Tiegra: Markus is...stupid.

Lady Amber: LMAOOOO!

Lady Amber: Or rather laughing my tail off.

Lady Tiegra: Why tail?

Lady Amber: I'm rather fond of my ass, I would not like to lose it.

Lady Trinity: You do have a nice ass, m'lady.

Lady Tiegra: TRINITY, NO.

Lady Trinity: I saw the opportunity and I siezed it.

Lady Amber: OuO

Lady Tiegra: For the love of the Suns, Amber, don't do that.

Lady Amber: ÓwÒ

Lady Tiegra: I am disowning you as my sister.

Lady Trinity: What...what is she doing?

Lady Amber: *nuzzles you* TvT

Lady Trinity: You aren't even near me?

Lady Tiegra: Ignore her, for the love of Mother, ignore. Her.

Lady Amber: Okay I'm done.

Lady Amber: I hate myself.

Lady Tiegra: You should.

Lady Amber: BY THE POWER IN ME AS A GODDESS, I HEREBY SUMMON THE ELF!

Lady Tiegra: Amber, you can't summon others.

Lord Bailin: I've been trying to ignore this chat for centuries, but it seems I am obligated to respond, for I have been summoned.

Lady Amber: HA I DID IT IM TGE BEAT

Lady Tiegra: Bailin, honey, please do not fuel my sister's little games.

Lord Bailin: Yes, love.

Lady Trinity: Holy Stars I forgot you two were married.

Lord Bailin: Technically we are not married by today's standards.

Lady Amber: Didn't you guys invent the act of marriage?

Lady Amber: Because you were so madly in love and you wanted to like, I don't know...

Lady Tiegra: Huh.

Lord Bailin: I made something other than Elves? That's cool I guess.

Lady Amber: I checked in on the humans once and heck they are horrible with relationships.

Lord Bailin: What do you mean?

Lady Amber: people will go out with one person but then cheat on them for no reason

Lady Amber: they don't actually care about being in a relationship, they just want sex

Lady Tiegra: And whose fault is that?

Lady Amber: owo sorry

Lady Tiegra: I'm going to murder you one day

Lord Bailin: Honey, no

Lady Tiegra: ...

Lady Tiegra: Honey, yes!

Lady Amber: qwq

Lady Tiegra: Don't make me come over there.

Lady Amber: Sorry, skrry, I'm truly done

Lord Bailin: Why did you summon me anyway

Lady Amber: ur wife is being mean to me

Lady Tiegra: Go to bed you little nuisance.

Lady Amber: Ughhhhhh fineeee

Lord Bailin: I do regret responding.

Lady Tiegra: I regret being related to her.

Lord Bailin: No you don't.

Lady Tiegra: ...

Lady Tiegra: ...

Lady Tiegra: Shit, you're right..

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 04, 2018 ⏰

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