A Poem by Michael Metzler JR.
Come buy our products!
They're the best!
They'll stand against your every test;
So come and buy them from our store.
The quality is there to see--
Soon, you'll find no fakery.
So come and buy them from our store.
The warranty is so long and wide,
You cannot see its either side.
So come and buy that separately.
We aren't liars--you can tell.
We don't merely just want to sell.
But we need you quickly at our store.
See, we're hoping, while you're here,
You'll buy other stuff without fear.
As long as you come quickly to our store.
"Advertise" is the thing we do!
We never tire--we'll show you!
Just come and buy stuff at our store.
YOU ARE READING
"Advertising" - A Poem
PoetryA short parody I wrote on advertising. Really just a fun bit of nonsense, but true in some ways :)
