I look in my fridge. No cheese whiz.
We were out. I went to the grocery store.
Only to find that i had bought every ounce of cheese whiz they owned yesterday.
They hadnt restocked yet.
I went to the next town over. No cheese whiz.
I went to Mars. No cheese whiz.
This was the end for me.
Unless...
I went home. I turned on the tv.
There he was. The SuCcUlEnt sponge. It was time.
I rolled my eyes back as far as they could go and started to chant to the cheese whiz god.
YEESUS.
Yeesus, ,JJHFD,JJDH,JFEB,JJRGBLFDJB cheese whiz.
My god please.
he then said to me..
WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR ME IN RETURN MY SON?
"I... will get mcr back together.
I will then remove all soap from planet earth. There will be only bleach.
I will terminate every single meme that fails to be dank.
I will join the 21 Pilots band wagon.
I will remove all MCR, Fall out boy, 21 pilots, and panic at the disco haters from the universe.
I will erase the word succelent from dictionaries, minds, and bill boards.
And I... will go back to Brendon."
I know, i was signing up for a lot. Maybe more than i could handle.
But I was willing to do whatever it took.
For my temptress.
My beautiful, almighty godess.
Cheese whiz.
VERY WELL, MY CHILD. BUT IF YOU FAIL TO DO ALL YOU HAVE PROMISED IN THE NEXT MONTH, I WILL REMOVE CHEESE WHIZ FROM EXISTANCE. YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE ANY AGAIN.
I gasped. I could not fail this mission.
I nodded. I looked into sponge bobs eyes as the almighty Yeesus began to enchant me.
I closed my eyes. When i opened them, everything looked illustrated.
I looked at my hand. I had become one witht the sponge. This is where my journey began.
The journey to find my true love cheese whiz.
