My first stop was sponge bobs house. I looked in every cupoard. The first one i opened had a basket. I picked it up. This would carry some cheese whiz.
I found 10 cups of cheese whiz.
I looked in his bedroom cupboard. There was a half empty bottle of it.
Oh, i relate.
I know exactly what he had been using this for. I took it anyway. Sexually abused or not, it was cheese whiz.
I looked in his living room. Five jars. I took them all. I moved on to sandy.
I found out that she was not surviving by keeping air in her helmet, but vaporized cheese whiz. This was something i could respect deeply.
I made an amazing sacrifice at that moment.
I gave up a full jar of cheese whiz.
I was a selfless hero in her heart now.
I moved on to Plankton. His TV wife Karen also ran on cheese whiz. But karen was that bitch who stole my green crayon kindergarten, so i punched her in the balls and stole all of her cheese whiz.
I went to squidwards house. I found only one jar. It was no doubt a prized posession, he kept it in a safe. But my love for cheese whiz is stronger than any lock. I broke in with "yeease."
I had already spared one jar of cheese whiz today, i couldnt afford to do it again if i wanted to survive.
It had diamonds on the lid. He worshipped it as i did, but there could be only one.
I put it in my basket and went to Mr krabs house. I already knew the secret ingredient was cheese whiz in his krabby patties, so i wasnt suprised to find 12 emergency jars of spare cheese whiz in his home.
Now came the jack pot. The home of the krabby patty.
I found 10000 bottles of cheese whiz.
Now we're talking. This was enough to set me up for a whole hour.
I put all of it in the basket because we dont question how it fit and if you do then you dont respect my kind so excuse me could you please leave.
I did the bird call to yeesus.
Chirp chirp, hoot hoot, yee.
My expedition was over.
Now on to the price i had to pay.
