I... will get mcr back together.
I will then remove all soap from planet earth. There will be only bleach.
I will terminate every single meme that fails to be dank.
I will join the 21 Pilots band wagon.
I will remove all MCR, Fall out boy, 21 pilots, and panic at the disco haters from the universe.
I will erase the word succelent from dictionaries, minds, and bill boards.
And I... will go back to Brendon.
This was my list of tasks. It had to be done. I put on my backpack. I filled it with cheese whiz. That was all i needed.
I began slithering to the head quarters of the king of mcr
I arrived
"Please"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
I then heald a gun up to his head
"Please"
He took the gun and shoved it in his mouth, he began chewing on it like a baby.
"Ok."
He went on twitter and to,d everyone they were getting back together.
He then used blackmail and nudes to get all of the members back and they continued on their musical journey together as slaves to yeesus. Brings a tear to my eye.
I went on twitter. "If you burn all of your soap i will be your daddy"
I used my connctions with the illuminati to broadcast this everywhere.
Every screen, times square, every thing you can think of, it was projected on.
Everyone desrroyed their soap to say the least. Even soap companies.
I used the illuminati to infect ifunny and filter out all not dank memes.
I followed 21 pilots on everyhthing. EVERYTHING.
I called upon the illuminati again. They murdered everyone who disliked emo bands of any kind.
I asked yeesus to bless upon me the power to brainwash. I used it to delete the word succulent from everyones mind and destroyed every dictionary. Now whoever wrote the dictionary wouldnt be able to put in the word succulent because they had never heard of it.
I then went to brendons home. I knocked on the door, boquette in one hand, ring in the other.
He opened the door and began to cry. I slid the ring on to his finger and we hugged. His wife watched and croed from inside the house. I carried him off into the sunset where we spent the rest of our days making music and eating cheese whiz.
Thank you for joining me for this amazing adventure.
The end.
