some punk who was upset about the way homestuck ended rewrites it

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(this is me basically fueling some of my headcanons and inserting my fan-characters so enjoy)

Chapter one

Many, many, many years, five thousand to be precise, the mysterious, lost creators, who created the universe, and repopulated the world, returned, slowly, but surely, life on the planet, that they dubbed Earth, began to revert back to normal, with the addition of not one, but two extraterrestrial species, one of which was divided into two, distinct races, one being called The Dersites, and the other being called The Prospitians, both originating from within the game of legend Sburb. So technically the planet's population was divided into fourths, but after five thousand years of being left unattended to, with no real form of government, except for the cryptic instructions left behind by the equally cryptid creators of the universe, The Prospitian and The Dersites managed to break through the racial boundaries, that not only separated them, but what separated everyone, including trolls and humans, from each other.

Speaking of trolls and humans, as the trolls, that were originally created by the creators of the universe, via ectobiology, grew older, they developed the caste system, that was strictly Beforian based, with the help of the few older Dersites and Prospitians, who could see past their noses. They were given a specific set of guidelines by the few remaining trolls on how the young grubs should be brought up.

With the Prospitian and Dersites raising these young trolls it made 'sex ed' class extremely uncomfortable for the unlucky Dersite or Prospitian teaching the class, but as time went on it became less of a challenge, and more of a right to be able to teach young trolls about what goes on underneath the metaphorical hood of their species metaphorical car,

As trolls began to pupate, or mature, and fill their own buckets to give to the mother grub, it started becoming a problem of overpopulation, which led to one of Earth's first laws that banned trolls from giving buckets to the mother grub, until the overpopulation problem was solved, which meant that trolls had to be responsible for the things they created, but unlike the Beforian system of culling all blood castes could look after a grub or two.

Soon, it evolved into a system where a troll could decide whether or not they wanted to keep their biological son or daughter, by having the choice of filling out a birth certificate-like document, that was available to them, and handing it in along with the bucket of genetic material, that would wait in a long-ass line, waiting to fertilize an egg from the mother grub, after that lengthy process, then you'd have to wait an additional two to three week for the egg to hatch into a grub, and then, and only then, will the grub be hand delivered to your doorstep, due to the information that you filled in on the birth certificate you gave to the people in charge of caring for the mother grub, when you're little grub-ling was nothing more than a puddle.

Luckily the Dersites and Prospitians were able to muddle through bringing up an entire alien race, as more and more Dersite and Prospitians began realizing how useless their bickering was along the way. Even some of the trolls, that they had already raised, and were all grown up, and living life to the fullest, who were looking for a purpose, or a job to do, to help build the nation that they live in.

One of the jobs young adult trolls took up ,whether they had jade blood or not, all help was appreciated no matter where it came from, was helping in the breeding cavern anyway they could; caring for the mother grub and the grubs she would produce until handing them off to their guardian. Sometimes what would happen is trolls, Prospitians, or Dersites would abandon their post as caretakers of the mother grub and her grubs, much like the Dolorosa, just to care for that one grub that nobody came for, which was a totally acceptable thing to do, and still is to this day. Oh yeah and before I forget the Dersites and Prospits that started the business of taking care of grubs liked to call their business Cavern Corps totally unrelated to Crocker corps.

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