(ohhhhhhhhhhh we're getting into the homestuck shit right now alright so my second play was my favorite for two reasons everybody in it fuckin dies and it is literally homestuck fanfiction I am not joking. alright so the reason I was able to kill everyone was because the guy who originally started the club had to take a break and had his (cooler) roommate take over and she was so cool she liked panic at the disco and heathers and it was beautiful, and she let all of us break into song it was amazing, so one day we were reading this boring ass play and I'm like I could right us something better and she's like go for it and I'm like is it all right if it ends in mass genocide and she's like yeah that's cool so yeah that's how this play came about.
Alright a few thing I have to explain this does break canon cause it was based on my polyamorous relationship at the time so yeah and also I had to write this so people knew what the fuck was going on so I use a lot of human words instead of actually alternian term so stfu.
and there were two versions but once again I'm a lazy little shit so I'm just gonna put the edited version in bold. one of them is more gay then the other, and it was a fuckin slip up, but we had to edit it out because it might make the person possibly playing the character fell uncomfortable even tho I was like I'll play this character so we could avoid the awkwardness someone might fee,l but we still had to edit it out and it made me sad but I completely understood why I wouldn't want someone to feel uncomfortable who wanted to play that character feel uncomfortable
on with the story ==>
Character List
- Narrator 1
- Narrator 2
(yes my use of narration returns but it's totally different this time around and is only there to move the plot around I think)
-Mishka
-Icarus
-Castal
-Medora
-Caleon
-Adriel
-Shyann
Narrator 1- Our play begins on an Alternian night, the land that was made up of alien children called trolls has awoken. One of these teenagers named Mishka Rocnoc, a rust blood troll wakes up after having a terrible nightmare. (pause) She dreamt of fire raining from the sky bringing with it the end of her species and her planet.(pause) She quickly sits up in bed and says-
Mishka- I have to tell Icarus!
Narrator 2- She sprung out of bed and began her long journey to Icarus's hive only to be stopped by the meanest ickiest group of aliens she knows . I guess you could say that they are the HEATHERS of Alternia
(hands script to Mishka allowing her to introduce the new characters)
Narrator 1- (finger bangs) Take it away!
(Narrator 1 and 2 exit)
Mishka- (clears her throat) First we have Adriel Zamara, Icarus's right hand man has no discernible personality, but he is pretty good at building things.(pause) Shyann Zollie. Literally too sweet for this world and too rich. (pause) And at the top of the social food chain is Caleon Vrikup. She is a mythic mean girl.
(Narrator 1 and 2 reappear)
Narrator- The three trolls circle around Mishka as they begin to push and taunt her
Caleon- Well well well look who it is if it isn't our favorite psycho!
Shyann- You mean Psychic...
Adriel- Yes lowblood tell us, tell us of our future
Narrator 2- As the taunting continued a mysterious stranger skids down the hill to Mishka's rescue
Castal- Hey you highbloods should really pick on someone your own blood color!
Narrator 1- It was Castal Brayve! One of Mishka's many possible love interests!
Shyann- We were only joking Castal. Right guys?
