Harry Potter And The Book Of Random Awesomeness (+other stuff)

Magic In Classrooms

So a few days ago I was attending my classes at the academy, I had this idea of writing down a few magical things that would have been extremely helpful if we could use them in class.

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1. Muffliato:

The infamous muffling charm. Extremely useful if me and my BFF are having a private chat and don't want the others to know about it (and basically such chat turns out to be either gossip or Wattpad stuff). A single Muffliato would have been extremely helpful.

2. Invisibility cloak:

When the teacher is looking to find out who is doomed enough to answer a difficult question. Our History Professor does this a lot. He places forward a twisted question which literally no one in the class has an inkling about and then picks out students to answer it. Usually the question is out of our syllabus. So at that time, hiding through an Invisibility Cloak would be highly convenient rather than being the center of attention.

3. Sonorus:

When the class is buzzing like a swarm of bumblebees and I have to tell something real urgent to one of my friends seated on the other corner of the room.

4. Silencio:

Ah, how I wish this spell was real and I could actually be able to use it. Like I said before, my class is a live representation of a hive of overly active (read as painfully talkative) bumblebees. And I'm not even saying that as a metaphor. The girls actually are a pain in the you-know-what. They create a hell of a noise ceaselessly and their voices sting. Every single day I wish I had a wand so that I could shut all of them up. "Silencio!" Deed done. Peace in my world at last after a gruesome Noise War XXXIII.

5. Accio:

When my pen slips down the desk and rolls over far away so I have to ask girl after girl to kindly hand it back to me since I can't retrieve it myself as the lecture's going on and that would cause a disturbance. So a simple "Accio pen!" would have saved a lot of trouble.

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These are all I can think of about now. I will add more soon as I get more ideas. That is, on next Thursday when I have to face the unavoidable peril of being stuck in a beehive for freaking six long intolerable hours.