Sirius: What should I do right now? I'm getting awfully bored. This pathetic class is draining me out. Argh! What the hell should I do? Start annoying you, for instance?
Remus (turning to him; startled): Uh... Sorry, what were you saying?
Sirius (blank stare): ...
Remus: I mean I clearly heard you memorizing nursery rhymes but didn't quite get what you said just now.
Sirius: Nursery rhymes? That was like fifteen minutes ago, Moony.
Remus (frowning): I said I'm sorry for being distracted, okay?
Sirius: You just missed the most important thing you could have heard today.Honestly what are you? Deafus Lupin?
Remus: Yeah, yeah... Let me guess. You were probably rambling about how pathetic your life is, right?
Sirius (nodding sheepishly): Kinda...
Remus: Then I'm thankful I was spared the trouble of listening anyway.
Sirius (dramatically facepalming): I really don't get how we are even friends.
Remus (shrugging carelessly): Because you absolutely love the idea of having a 24/7 babysitter.
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Harry Potter And The Book Of Random Awesomeness (+other stuff)
RastgeleHi everyone! So this book is basically me being just me, that is random to be precise. It contains ways to annoy characters, jokes regarding the Potter universe, one shots, videos, reviews of fanfics plus much more. And just so you know, this is an...