Oh My Gosh

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"Omg that vampire's gonna suck my blood," said Taylor screaming her head off while slapping the vampire with a random baseball bat that popped out of the fire.

"That's not cool man," the vampire complained.

"Here have a cupcake." Alexis said.

"No. I have diabetes, " said the vampire, "one...two...type two diabetes.'

"Sesame Street much?" Angie asked.

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh." Taylor screamed.

"Why are you screaming oh my gosh?" Angie asked.

"IDK... it's the title of the chapter, in a totally cliche, messed up, SCREWY BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Who speaks in acronyms?" Alexis asked.

"C'mon guys we need to find out who stole the other people that were with us," Olivia said.

"Where were you," Angie asked.

"I was peeing at the taco bar!" Olivia said.

"Uh huh," everybody said slowly creeping away from her.

"Whaaaat? A girl's gotta do her business ja no?" Olivia said and the girls creeped even farther away from her.

Suddenly, the lights flickered out and Olivia was stolen.

"Oh no! Olivia's gone!" screamed Taylor.

"So what we don't have a taco eating, at the bar peeing girl holding us down!"

"OH MY GOSH!!!!" Alexis screamed.

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