Girl Drama (Wattpad's WORST, and most cliche story)

Under Arrest

"I repeat, put your hands up," The female officer said, coming closer to the girls.

"Guys, this officer is so wrong, you are not cliche." The vampire said.

"Uh-huh," said the officer,"The title of this story alone is cliche, the story revolves around girls and One Direction, the girls are disappearing and, and there is a werewolf." 

"And a very attractive vampire, not to add." The vampire said.

"You're ugly." Angie retorted.

"You tell a girl she's beautiful, she'll believe it for a moment. You tell a girl she's ugly, she'll believe it for a lifetime." The vampire said.

"Back on track, prove to me that you're not cliche." The officer said.

"Uhh," Angie said,"Taylor is self confident, right, Taylor?"

"Yeah, whatever," Taylor said.

"And we all brought cell phones so we're not actually lost or alone." Alexis piped in. 

"We're not actually gay," Louis said.

"No lying, Louis." Taylor fired.

"Umm...the werewolf actually took me to a very fancy dinner," Anna said.

"Annnaaaaaaaaa!!!!" Angie screamed, hugging Anna.

"Well, that's not good enough...I'm afraid I'm going to have to close you down.

"WAIT!" Zoe screamed.

"Whaaaaaattt?" The officer asked.

"I was only sleeping in my tent, I was here all along." Zoe said.

"Annnndddd," Olivia said, "It's time to partaaaay!"

"You guys officially have 1 week to make your life un-cliche. I will come back to inspect the area then." The patrol officer said leaving.