Girl Drama (Wattpad's WORST, and most cliche story)

Finding Le Werewolf

"You're soooo right, TayTay that is a really weird title for a really screwy story," Alexis said. 

"TayTay?" Angie asked, raising an eyebrow. 

"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!" Taylor screamed.

"VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????" The vampire that had gone unseen for the past 10 minutes screamed.

"Nothing," Taylor sneered at the vampire.

But guys seriously, where did the attractive werewolf dude go?" Alexis asked.

"Hmm...since the werewolf is gone...MAYBE HE IS THE ONE WHO TOOK OUR FRIENDS AND NOT FRIEND!!!!!" Angie screamed.

"It is time to find le werewolf!" Alexis tells, turning into some sort of random detective thing.

"Lez go!" Taylor screamed.

The three girls, a diabetic vampire, and One Direction all went off in search of Ana, ZoZo, Olivia and a criminal werewolf.

"OOOWWW, guys, the woods is really hurting my feet!" Angie complained at the top of her kind.

Suddenly, the lights flickered pour and...(suprise twist) a girl piped into the cluster with the rest of the girls.

"Pmas," the girl said with her mouth fill of marshmallows.

"What?" Alexis asked.

"My name is Paris!" the girl screamed swallowing her marshmallows.

"Uhh-huh," Angie said while scratching her chin on the manner look the was about to get an asthma attack,"Where were you approximately 25 minutes ago when the would howled and our friend ZoZo went missing???"

"ZoZo?" Paris asked,"and Anna and Olivia?"

"Yeah," the diabetic vampire said.

"Well duh I know where they are and who stole them!" Paris said.

"What?" Taylor asked.

"Angie baybay," Paris said, "The title of this story said it is cliche, m'k? That means that the least obvious person evidently I'd the murderer/criminal/bff/love interest!"

"So?" Angie asked.

"That means that the person who stole the people is.....taco bar peeing lady and the creepy hairy person!!!" Paris said.

"Why?" Alexis asked.

"Because she was jealous of Ana..." Paris said.

"That was after ZoZo was stolen," Alexis said.

"Duh, I'm not an idiot. When people our in taco bars, it gives them the ability to see into the future!" Paris said.

"I'm going to read up on that," Angie said.

"Mates, this story isn't very fair, we don't get much dialogue," Louis said.

"Yeah, and their using our gayness against us," Zayn said pouting.

Suddenly, the lights flickered pour...again...And the girls could never be prepared for what came out next.

"CLICHE SCREWY STORY POLICE! PUT YOUR HANDS UP YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR HAVING THE MOST CLICHE PLOT!!!" A female officer yelled, coming out of a cop car.