Ze Finale - Fixing Clicheness

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   "Guys, guys, guys!" Angie screamed, "We really need to fix this story or else we'll be shut down!"

   "How about this zappy-thingy," a stranger said, holding up a ray gun.

   "What's your name and how would you even help?!" Taylor asked while grabbing the ray gun from the girl.

   "Sarah, and this is a cliche remote, the patrol officer dropped it when she was here," Sarah said, grabbing the remote back from Taylor.

   "Well, what does it do?" Alexis asked.

   "It brings you back in time," Sarah said with a look of wonder.

   "Ooh, ooh, I wanna use it!" Olivia said, grabbed the remote, and prepared to screw things up again.

   "Don't push the tr-" Sarah began, but it was too late.

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   "Let's start by calling our moms," Anna said. 

   "I...I don't ave a mom, I'm homeless and abused," Taylor cried out.

   "Yeah, abused by your Ferrari ad giant make-up kit." Angie said.

   "Suck it up," ZoZo retorted, "No more clicheness allowed."

   "Whatever," Taylor said, pulling out her phone, "Hey bae, I"m in the woods. BYEEE!"

   Angie, Anna, Olivia, Sarah, Paris, Alexis, and ZoZo all did the same thing.

   "Now let's not tel scary stories because we all know that's when the lights go out," Paris said, walking towards the fire.

   All of the girls sat down.

   "99 bottle of pop on the wa-" Angie began to sing with her off-tune voice.

   "Oh my gosh, shut up! You suck at singing," Olivia fired.

   "That's good! Don't be a kissup! Kissups are cliche!" Anna screamed in victory.

  "Let's change everything!" ZoZo yelled.

*************6 Days Later*****************

   "Okay," the officer said, "What have you done to improve your horrible story?"

   "We have several things," Sarah stated, "1. We did not tell scary stories.  2. We dissed Angie's singing.  3. We found the werewolf was Olivia in a costume.  4. We sent the couting vampire to Sesame Street where he belongs.  5. We proved 1D not to be gay."

   "Still too cliche," The officer said.

   "CUT!!!!!"  director yelled from off stage," You are supposed to say that it is not to cliche."

   "But."

   "But you are fired! Everyone is fired!"

   "Whatev's," Angie, Alexis, Paris, Sarah, ZoZo, Taylor, 1D, the vampire, the werewolf, the monster, and Olivia said, then left.

   "Now I just need another movie that will appeal to idiotic teens that have no mind....if Miley Cyrus avilable for acting?"

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