Lame Puns

38 (Puns Upon A Time)

From Studio C
[I'll only write down some parts with puns in them]

Princess Teresa: You may call me Terry.
Prince Peter: Oh. Miss Terry... That every man in the kingdom adores your beauty is no miss terry (mystery), Miss Terry.
And rose. A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet. (Romeo & Juliet quote)
And dear Lady Lady. Lady is your first name? Ah ah. Thou art a beautiful lady?

Prince: Ah to choose but how can I choose? When on the one hand, with you everything is coming up roses (a song title).
But what a terryble (terrible) mistake it would be not to choose you. You who would make my life so terryfic (terrific).
And you are so ladylike.

Prince: Ah yes. I must choose one and I will choose she who has rose (rows) of men lined up to marry her.
Whose beauty does terry (tear) my heart out. But as terryaki (teriyaki) chicken.

Prince: Sorry. I.. I must choose before I put the whole room into histerrya (hysteria).
But it will take more that a microsecond.
When I first saw you, my heart nearly frose (froze).
But I also felt it in my arterrys (arteries).

Prince: Yes. I'm sorry. I will choose. I have chosen. And I will forever show her off to my brose (bros).
You make me weak in the knees like osteoporosesis (osteoporosis).
Would you accept my proprose-al (proposal)?
With the opportunity arose?

Princess Rose: Yes, my Prince. And my love for you will never peter out.

Prince: My Dear, you are as sweet as marmalady (marmalade).

I hope you continue to watch Studio C. If your device has enough batterry (battery).
And subscribe, share it with your family because that's more important than materryalism (materialism).
And if you start falling asleep, keep yourself awake with sucrose.