Fortune

Chapter 2

"My name is Sakura Hoshikage."

"Are you sure about this?" Genryūsai questions.

"Yes."

"Alright, you shall be fighting Captain Tōsen of squad 9 as requested. Good luck!"

-Timeskip-

I'm currently surrounded by 200 soul reaper in the middle of the court yard having a staring contest with the glasses creep standing in front of me.

Booooom.
Pow.
Blind Bimbo Bankai blamo.
Me can only have the feels.
I call upon kitty mewmew (Kenji but he a tiger)
Pew pew.
Kachow. 
Oh no.
He ded.

I stand there as his bankai dissipates. Everyone is silent with shock.

"Hey she cheated! She has a tiger!" Yells a random soul reaper.

I glared at him with my best wtf face, "Actually no, I didn't. This is Kenji, and he is my zanpakton."

"Oh."

Oh. Is oh all you say after you just insulted Kenji. Gosh these soul reapers are hella annoying ass bi-

"SAKURA HOSHIKAGE!"

I turn around swiftly and stare at the head captain, "yes?"

"Congratulations! You are now the the new captain of squad 9. You may return to you barracks if you wish, but we shall hold a captains meeting later for introductions."

"Okay! See you later Head Captain Yamamoto!" I bow politly and flash step off to my new squad barracks in seconds.

I stop in front of the office door and knock. There's a faint answer of 'come in' and I enter the room. Inside is Shuhei Hisagi sitting at his desk, he pauses doing paperwork and looks up. Noticing me a slight scowl appears on his face and walks to greet me. I close the door behind me and walk forward until we are a few feet apart. I look up at him since he's at least a foot taller then me, and smile. He just glares down at me and crosses his arms.

"Hello! Are you my new lieutenant Shuhei Hisagi?"

"No. I just broke in here and decided to do some paperwork."

I clear my throat to start my rant. "Hmm. Based on my first impression I assume that you don't like me, this is probably because I battled your captain." He scowls even more. "It seems I am correct. Then that must mean that you two were close. Close enough to know how the others feeling but also not extremely close that you shared your darkest secrets together like your bffs." He scowls even more and I just smirk. "You know if I wasn't in the soul society I might have just thought you two were lovers, well since you to hang out a lot and you rarely go five feet away from him while on duty." I giggle at the last part. Hehe duty. "Though I would rather think Captain Kumumura would be with him since they have sort of an unnatural bond going on. But in the other hand you two could be together and work out, but my ship with you and Ran-"

"SHUT UP!" He yells as he grabs the collar of my shihakusho and lifts me up til I'm on my tippy toes, eye to eye with him.

"I knew it. The calm before the storm," I whisper. "You know, you probably shouldn't be doing this to your captain. It's disrespectful."

He grunts and let's me go walking back to his desk to complete some paper work. As I go flat on my feet I see a hell butterfly flutter towards me and lands on my pointer finger.

'All captain and lieutenants report to squad on barracks for an immediate captains meeting.'

I turn to My lieutenant, "Hey Shuhei guess what."

"What", he says in a pissy attitude.

"We have a captains meeting to attend to."