Fortune

Chapter 6

Last night I had a lovely slumber on my bed fit for a queen.

Ok, I'm lying, you got me. Last night was horrible. Every time I was falling asleep my piece of garbage for a sword flew at me waking me back up. I got so fed up with it after the eighth time I threw it all the way to the squad eleven barracks. Boy, they must have had a scare.

I sent a message to Shuhei to meet me in the forest behind Sōkyoku Hill while I go and retrieve my friend 'Orochimaru'.

Walking up to the squad eleven barracks I spot Yumichika and a certain bald person waiting at the entrance.

"Hey! Yumichika, Baldy how you doing!"

The two soul reaper turn towards me one wearing a smile and the other a glare. I bet you can tell which one right?

"Don't call me baldy!"

"Am I not allowed to state the truth? Also, have you guys seen my zanpakto?"

Thankfully Yumichika responded next, "Do you mean the one in the middle of our barracks?"

"Yes! That one! Can you please take me to it?"

"Of course Captain Hoshikage, follow me."

Traveling through the building, passing a few fellow soul reapers on the way, we make it to an open courtyard for which I assume is used for sparring. Right in the middle of it is a crater with 'Orochimaru' in the middle of it. A smile crept up on my face when I spotted that bonch. Turning to my two escorts I bowed to them in gratitude.

"Thank you very much for helping me find my zanpakuto."

Zooming over to my sword I pick him up and put him in the sheath on my back. Turning back to the shocked faces of the soul reapers I flash step all the way to our training field for the day blowing down anyone and anything I pass.

Landing on the ground I sneak up behind the group and shout 'BOO' at the top of my lung. By some miracle, almost everyone there jumps simultaneously making me laugh my ass off until someone decided to interrupt. I take 'Orochimaru' out of my sheath and open the portal allowing that bonch to step out. He must be really mad cause he's in his tiger form stalking towards me making me put some distance between us. A few gasps and whispers can be heard throughout the crowd, though dies down as Shuhei approaches the front.

"Captain you're late. And who is this."

He questions me with a surprising amount of sass in his mouth. Looking up I I give an appropriate response back.

"This is Orochimaru my zanpakto who else would it be."

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Seconds after I mention the name I'm sent flying through the air thanks to my absolutely lovey zanpakto. Did you hear it, the sarcasm practically oozing from my words. I land on my feet a few yards away quickly jumping up to avoid yet another attack.

'How dare you call me that snake! I am nothing like him and am also far better looking.'

'Orochimaru' yells in my mind as he is rendered to growls and roars in his current form.

'That's what you get for trying to kill me you hug whore.'

Practically smiling from ear to ear my lieutenant and squad members look at me in confusion as I jump around like a bunny evading a huge tiger.

"Um, hey captain, why is Orochimaru attacking you?"

I whip my head over to Shuhei wanting to stop him but I'm too late. He has spoken and now has a target on his face. 'Orochimaru' whips his head over to him.

'What the HELL did he just say!?!'

Speeding over 'Orochimaru' jumps and-

WE'RE SORRY TO SAY BUT DUE TO SHUHEI'S STUPIDITY WE HAVE A FEW TECHNICAL ISSUES. PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE GET THINGS RUNNING AGAIN.