Finally arriving back at our barracks I turn to my lieutenant. He just stands there in shock like he just seen a ghost. Letting go of his arm and standing in front of him I try to grab his attention. After a few minutes of failure I booped his nose for the hell of it. Snapping out of it almost instantly he turns to me with wide eyes.
"What the hell, was that."
"I booped your nose?"
"What?"
He just stares at me like I'm crazy. I mean I did just boop his nose. I yawn after a while just standing here under the moonlight. Turning towards my room I let out a small laugh.
"You might want to close your mouth, you'll catch flies like that. Well, I'm beat. Good night."
Flash stepping back to my room I swiftly enter with out a sound. Making my way to a corner I set down my zanpakuto and wave my hand in like imma magic shit all up in here. After waving my hand a small portal appears allowing me to walk inside of it. Walking in the portal closed behind me leaving me in an entirely different world. The inner world of my zanpakuto.
Around is is a forest with a stream flowing by. Through the leaves I can see mountains poking out. Walking no more than ten feet I spot a small house house just up ahead. Walking in on the right is the the living room and to the left is the kitchen which is currently occupied by my best boi Kenji.
"So, how was your day?"
He turn his head up towards me and I try to give my best sad face.
"Pretty shitty."
Looking up at me in disbelief he sees through my bullshit.
"No. No it wasn't. It was probably one of the best days of your life."
"Yep!"
He sighs in exhaustion even though I've only been here for four minutes he's already tired. Looking down at the counter I spot two bowls of ramen just sitting there asking to be devoured. Kenji notices my staring and smirks.
"You want some?"
"Yes."
"Damn straight forward."
"You've known me for years you should know this."
"Well..."
"Shut up."
He stops with his smirk and just looks at me in surprise.
"What?"
"Whenever you say 'well.....' I have to do something, so shut up."
Walking over he puts an arm around my shoulder and bends down by my ear.
"You should watch what you say your in my house now. I could very much eat your food right in front of you and you would just have to watch. Now. Before you so rudely interrupted me I was about to say, well in order to get to your food you gotta hug me. I mean we're already half way there."
Glaring at him while he pulls back to look at me I whisper the taboo words of the house.
"Hug whore."
YOU ARE READING
Fortune
FanfictionA mysterious shinigami shows up claiming to know the future. Will she be able to protect the soul society from what is to come.