The Adventures Of Greta

Shoppin till im droppin

The next day me and shrek drove down to the mall to get me a new gown. After several failed attempted, I was still determined to find my dress. I dragged shrek into a shop called booties where the room was filled with white lighting and rails upon rails of glam clothing and dresses.

I was skimming through the rails of dresses when my eyes stopped, and it felt like the world was going on slow motion. My paws immediately raced for the hanger as I picked it up and starred at teal diamond incrusted rhinestone dress, and knew that this one was the one. I looked at the price tag: £35000 and my eyes widened. How could a dress of this beauty sit with such a low price. Bargain I thought; and put it in my basket as I wandered to the other side of the store to find matching shoes and jewellery.

After looking through the flats, and the platforms and the sandals with no luck I found myself looking through the heels trying to find a pair that would match my dress.

"Miss Greta, come here" i scowl at shrek, who does he think he is asking me to move and apply pressure to my feet. I turn around ready to snap some sassy comment at shrek however to my surprise he was sporting a pair of teal heels and a necklace both of which would match my dress perfectly. I snapped them up straight away and together we made our way to the till.

The shop keeper scanned our items one after the other, a emotionless expression glued to her face as she did so. "That will be £55,0000; cash or card?"

I scoffed at her ignorance, she thinks I'm going to pay? Excuse her but this bitch here is about to be famous, and famous people do not pay.

I snatched a pen from her desk and a pack of post it notes and signed my autograph onto a few of them, sticking them to the desk as I did so. "Sell these on, they'll be worth thousands next week"

I stole a 5p bag to hold my items and glamfully strolled out of the shop, arm and arm with shrek; looking like the power couple of 1870