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Gretas POV

Oh sorry I was about to introduce myself before that sleez bag interupted me. Hi I'm Greta and I live in a small town called Ramsus. I live by myself because nobody loves me and nobody ever will. But I'm ok with that because that means nobody will eat the food in the fridge which is mine. I also like sex, a lot, I just love wet soggy dreams where I wake up covered in caviar screaming into my vagina. The real question is if I earned £50 a day for the rest of my life would I have enough money to remove my spine?

Here is a basic fact file about me;
Name: greta
Age: I was born on a leap year I don't age
Height: taller than your future
Fave colour: Red (because it's the colour of my panties)
Nickname: Grets
Stripper name: The Virgin Doggie doo
Tampon size: XxxxxxL
Turn ons: Me
Turn offs: Ugly people

I live down cree-chee road. I live opposite this really hot dwag. His name is sexy. Well his name isn't that but that's the kind of feel I get off him. I live nextdoor to some trapped gass woman who's name is Misses Graffy. She creeps the shit out of me. Anyway I'm now on the way home. I'm going out with my girls tonight. And hoping that sexy dwag who lives opposite will be there so we can get down on the doggy side. I want him in my basket.

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