Most of my fans know me as the sexy swag dwag from ransus, but my story started way before.
My biological mother gave birth to me, my two brothers and 3 sisters on February 29th 1870 ( I believe she chose this date because she knew that i would never age a day and just needed a reason to support this) as expected I was most certainly not the runt of the litter and therefore a human who I was unfamiliar with grabbed me by my puppy fat (which goes without saying that I lost immediately thanks to my flat tummy tea #spon) and dressed me in what I believed was pure riches but actually turned out to be one of those fake diamanté collars from pets at home, looking back the blue definitely didn't do me any favours however I felt like a million bucks at the time.
It was at this moment when i was grabbed forcefully off the high platform and held up to the mirror where I saw my beauty and realised that more people needed to see me like this and the only way I was going to achieve this was through the greatest thing known to man, that only those who deserve it can achieve -
Fame
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures Of Greta
EspiritualThis book contains short story's about Gretas adventures. This book was originally 'we're not in ransus anymore' but has been changed so we can make a series of delightful stories for you all to read. Enjoy
