Gretas POV
I danced all night, having the time of my life; I saw sexy and he was totally making puppy dog eyes at me. I was about to make my way over to him to make some magic and then A CHEEKY BLACKOUT
I woke up cold and my face hurt. I felt a warmth come towards me and touch me...
It was shrek.
The man himself.
He then whisperd to me; "It's all ogre now"
He then picked me up with his huge ogre hands he chucked me to the other side of the world. I landed on my ass cheek.
He then swung his dick around making a propellor and flew away from me at about 900mph
Mayias POV
"Amara! Chloe! SHUTUP!"I said
"But Mumma we want a dog!" Amara said
"We don't have the money" Lauren my wife said, it was true. I spent my days looking after the two rats called my children while Lauren worked the tills at McDonald's.
"Only if a dog magically appeard through the roof would we get one" I said
Then it happend a dog shot through the roof.
"MUMMA CAN WE KEEP IT?" Chloe said
Gretas POV
These peasents are looking at me
"It has a name" I said looking like a sass bomb
"DID THAT DOG JUST TALK MUMMA?" One of the small children said then poking me in the eye
"YOU LITTLE FUCKER THESE ARE NEW EYELASHES YOU PUNK"
"We will keep her" one of the tall people said
YOU ARE READING
The Adventures Of Greta
SpiritualThis book contains short story's about Gretas adventures. This book was originally 'we're not in ransus anymore' but has been changed so we can make a series of delightful stories for you all to read. Enjoy
