The Adventures of Awsty The Friggen Bear

One day Awsty was just like walking down the street in his very own Bear Suit and Tie with his top hat and monocle when someone kicked his cane. He was all like "AHHHH SHIT NIGGA YOU PISSED OF A MOTHA FUCKIN BEAR." And then he went all magician on that dudes bootay and like planted midgets inside of his body who would pop out of his butthole to squeak.

After that, Awsty took his furry ass with his cane and fancy shit down the street to the Milkshake store. The bear picked up the store and took it home for free milkshakes forever and ever.

Time for hibernation, tune in next tomorrow day to find out Awsty's next adventure as a shape shifting magician bear!