Aight so the cops be lookin fo Awsty cause of the taco truck shit but Cthulhu took care of that. Anyway, niggas for life, Cthulhu and Awsty are all like, fuck yeah let's go eat a penguin. So then Awsty strapped his furry bitch self to cthulhu's foot and was like "Lez go" and they flew away to Antiarcade and like started gathering penguins. Then outta nowhere this bitch ass Seal King half the size of Cthulhu was like "Ah hell no, dem be mah f00dz." So Cthulhu was like "Fak u, git rekt." And bitchslapped him so hard he turned into a butterfly and froze to death. Then, after making an Ice Mansion thingy, Cthulhu and Awsty started setting the Chicken-Shits on fire and put them on sticks. Then they were like "eh bored now" and blew up Africa and was like "Woops wrong country" and then they flew into the Ifell Tower and yelled "JIHAD, LALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALA" and blew it up. It was a reenactment of 4/20. Then they set fire to France.
"What do nao" mdoxuebeifdpfneotjj'ed Awsty. "Let's go fuck dem vegans up" "k" so they walked up to a Vegan ralley and were like "FUCK YO TOFU NIGGA" and like beat the shit out of them. But then they had to like kill the Ice Cream guy cause he was a witness so they got FREEEEE I SCREAMS. (I want a burrito now tbh)
OKEI NAO GO AWAY. THEYRE FUCKING SLEEPING. Don't forget to worship our lord and savior, Cthulhu. Kbai
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The Adventures of Awsty The Friggen Bear
AventureThis is a big book of the Tales and Adventures of a Fancy Mo'Fuckin Bear named Awsty.
