Another day another fucked up situation. So fucking BitchFace bear-I mean Awsty, went on a stroll around town. But like, the town was kinda empty due to the fires that he and Cthulhu caused. So the hotdog guy was like "Sup" and Awsty was like "WHATD YOU JUST SAY" and he was like "Sup" and Awsty walked away before he said that and took some hotdogs with him. So, after causing chaos and destroying shit and whatever with Cthulhu, he went to go hang out with some dude he knew and like, they were tripping some major balls. Like, the ball pit was so full, they couldn't walk through it and kept tripping. So this guy, like, died due to suffocation because logic and Awsty went on to go to burger hut jr. And got some ice cream and put it in his nostril for safe keeping.
On his walk, he ran into an oily fruit slut who tried to offer her services to him but failed miserably because Awsty uppercutted her in the stomach, went into a 75 hit Combo and pulled off a Hyper Combo Finisher, disintegrating her body and feeding her to hell hounds. Of course, he got hyped after this and wanted to do more rad ass shit so he blew up a small child. And raided the city vault. And punched a tomato in the nose. He kinda got drunk afterwards so the rest is history until next fucking I don't know when so stay sorta tuned in.
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The Adventures of Awsty The Friggen Bear
AdventureThis is a big book of the Tales and Adventures of a Fancy Mo'Fuckin Bear named Awsty.
