Another day, another dollar. Or in this case, just another orphan for dinner! After Awsty the BitchFaceBear finished his orphans, he went out on a midnight stroll, which meant he was on drugs. Nigga be high as fuck while using ElEsDee and having fucking seizures. Fuckin took the chainsaws and cut off the lights to the light posts. Aftah dat, he stopped being high and was like "Aw man. FUCK THIS SHIT." And so his roar was so damn loud the world got swallowed by a tsunami but then Cthulu picked up Awsty and was all like "Ay mah biatch, want me to save the world and then be yo best friend?" And Awsty was like "Ahhhhhh yeeeeuuuuhhhh" so then that happened and they ate melons.
The next day Awsty fucking caught a bunch of like humans and cut those bitches up like pumpkins. He ate them and stole a taco truck in a high speed chase but of course the fat fuck had to go all magician shit and like disappear.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE AWSTY THE FATFU-ADLZOXBWUWOEBTOCPVMTNAISNDNRKFJCNDIDN!
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The Adventures of Awsty The Friggen Bear
AbenteuerThis is a big book of the Tales and Adventures of a Fancy Mo'Fuckin Bear named Awsty.
