scenario: dont read this unless u want to go to hell bc thats where ur going if u read this
ship: we only take trains here
jm: hey yall demons its ya boy jimin, now before yall eat my áss out im just here to say that im a mormon and im not afraid of retribution
hs: can you shut your ugly áss up you giraffe lookin áss
ayy lmao he gay af, thought jimin. i cant say that out loud, thought jimin.
jm: ayy lmao u gay af
hs: word?
hoseok was gay, but jimin was a mormon so you know them religious bois dont suck male dicc on saturdays.
jimin is gay. he is so gay he puts egg custard inside his boxers before putting them on. egg custard is gay. if you eat gay custard you're gay.
jm: so now that we both as gay as barack obama i just wanna ask u sometin right quick
hs: yeah fam thats tighte
jm:
hs:
jm: when u gon suck my dic
hs:
jm: when u gon suck my tic tac
jm: my sick rack
jm: of balls
hs:
hs: im allergic to nuts
jm: i didn't ask about all that
jm: just suck my dicc
hs: new phone who dis
jk: ill suck ur dicc
jm: foh miss me wit that gay shit foh fym fuccboi
jk: im outside open up
jm: u know what hoseok ion need ur succ ur big ass teeth probably bout to scratch my dic anyway
hs: thats not what yoongi said last week
jm: u mean
yg: who knew gettin ya dic sucked could hospitalize u am i rite
jm: i thought u had an ear infection
jk: im still out here send help
yg: i felt like i crossed the niagara falls and landed in south america where the lord proceeded to suck my soul out through my penis
jm: well shit fam u good
yg: nah breh i had to tell the doctor i deadass vacuumed my penis
jm: deadass?
jk: ill just suck my own dicc dont worry
jk: ill go eat a homeless mans ass
th: eat my ass
jk:
jk: ima go eat a homeless mans ass
th: y r u outside my room
jk: im here to eat ur ass
th:
jk: open up
nj: why is jungkook eating ass in my room
sj: question is
nj: next question
sj: why yall mad
sj: cause my püssy pop severely
nj: unsubscribed
nj: subscription cancelled
nj: ya yeet
namjoon has left the chat
nj: hello yes is this hell yeah i made an appointment last week but yall told me there was no room left so i just called again to see if u got any available slots
hell: we dont want u here
hell: go to team 10's house
nj: i knew i was fuqed but i didnt know i was that fuqed lol
hell: sorry m9 u sucked too much dic for hell
hell: u gotta go to mega hell
nj: aight tight thanks
hell: no problem have a great day
im going to stop here b4 jesus himself comes in my room to drag me to mega hell
