scenario: lol pretend bts dont know each other ok at least not all of them
ship: namjin
"i am the cutest hoe on this planettttt~" sang jin.
"lol u rite" was the response heard from j-hope next door. jin nodded to himself, fixing his hair and opening the door that connected their rooms.
jin peeked through the door, seeing j-hope sitting on his bed staring at his phone with his butt in the air. "j-hope i know your booty is nice but you need to put it down before i commit a sin," said jin. "also, use the bathroom now before i lock myself in there."
j-hope quickly got up and slid into the bathroom, knowing how long jin took to admire himself in the mirror. in his hurry to get to the bathroom, he had left his phone on the bed.
a devilish smile made its way to jin's face. "time to see what my kids are up to." jin picked up the phone and typed in the password that he had already memorized. "hacker man~~" he sang when the phone unlocked.
checking the bathroom to see how much time he had left, jin quickly moved into j-hope's recent facetimes. his eyes narrowed at the small screen. my eyes have seen to much. his finger hovered over the name on the top of the list.
"potential sugar daddy," he read out loud. is this a rich guy? sign me tf up. jin clicked on the contact, turning down the volume so that j-hope wouldn't hear it in the bathroom. the man picked up almost instantly, making jin question their relationship.
"spicy," he said. quickly posing, jin prepared himself to see j-hope's special man. he clicked his tongue impatiently at the slow connection. "mama mia my balls are going to sag into the south pole at this rate."
the sound of the call connecting startled him, but he quickly regained his composure when he thought about his reputation. "hello?" said the man on the other line.
jin took one look at that boy and almost experienced cardiac arrest. only the best for me, he thought.
turning towards the bathroom on his good side, jin called out to j-hope. "jhope your boyfriends cute hope you dont mind if i steal him~" a crashing sound soon followed from the bathroom.
another sound from the phone in his hand caught his attention. "who's stealing who?" asked the boy. jin ignored him and waited for j-hope to come out.
when he finally came out from the bathroom, j-hope quickly checked who jin was talking to. "yeah hes pretty hot, right?" he whispered to jin.
jin confirmed j-hope's suspicions before turning back to the screen. "see you later cutie," he said, hanging up. jin dropped the phone on the bed and turned to j-hope. "give me the deets."
j-hope sprawled out across the bed, patting his leg for jin to use as a headrest. "well..."
