Itachi All Mighty

SAN

"I've waited a long time for this. And quite frankly, I've wanted to kill you since the very beginning."

"P-please...don't! I have a wife, kids...please, Itachi-dono-"

"Shut up, you worthless trash. This is the last time I let you screw up, Mori-san. These are the consequences when you try to steal from me."

A clicking of a readying gun.

Mori's face shrank as his mouth grew agape in horror, eyes sinking into his head and body trembling with uncanny fear.

"Please! Please, please, please! Forgive me!"

"I won't forgive you pigs."

The bullet shot through his skull and splattered his brains against the wall.

Two controllers went smashing to the ground as the losing team cussed a long string of profanities out at each other.

Yousuke and Deidara let out an accusing merciless cackle as they pointed at a grimacing Obito and Suigetsu.

"Don't waste our time, we won't forgive you pigs!" Deidara cried out, eyes watering with pure bliss as he bellowed a laugh at the two.

"Shut up, Deidara!" Suigetsu yelled back waving a threatening fist in the air and grinding his teeth, "Obito and I let you win, oraaa!"

"Bullshit!" Deidara squawked, holding his guts as he hysterically cracked up. "You fuckin' lost, bloody losers!"

"Ora, oraaa, want me to come over there and beat you up? Obito! Obito, hold me back! Hold me back-!"

Standing at the threshold and leaning against the door, Kabuto let out a heavy exhale. His index finger pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. He couldn't stand these idiots Itachi kept around.

They hadn't even noticed him watching. He had been there since the very beginning, since hey even put the disk of Ninja Drug Lord: XXV into the game console.

It was a stupid game, Kabuto thought, and the concept was too complicated for the minds of people as simple as these fools. Kami, they'd named the main character Itachi-dono of all things. How crude.

There were teams of two - the police and the yakuza (ironically) and the aim was to for the yakuza to get away with drug hauls and the police to keep their undercover officers alive.

Suigetsu and Obito, as police, failed miserably.

A body moved into the den. It was Itachi.

"What's going on?" he asked, arms hanging by his sides.

They all froze.

And then in a sudden act of fright, Yousuke tore the entire console from the TV. How embarrassing would it be if their boss saw just what they were playing.

The television crashed from its stand and each player dove into a lying position to hide their controllers. But Suigetsu's head bumped in to Deidara, and then a fight broke out almost a moment later.

The Uchiha sweatdropped and looked to Kabuto for an answer to the question he had asked.

Kabuto was the private doctor to the Uchiha house. Sometimes, he wondered if having his hands chopped off for abandonment of his duties would be less painful than dealing with these fools.